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Road To 8K Res

8 hours ago 73.6K views 0 shares

The eternal struggle of chasing hardware upgrades! While everyone's hyping 8K resolution, some of us are still running the same potato hardware since the Clinton administration. It's like Moore's Law meets financial reality—your GPU budget is inversely proportional to your rent payments. That graphics card you're eyeing costs more than your first car, but hey, those extra pixels in Minecraft are totally worth it. Meanwhile your IDE still lags when you type too fast.

The Great Pyramid Of Overengineering

Programming AI Webdev Hardware Javascript

1 day ago 106.2K views 0 shares

Ancient Egyptians built massive pyramids with nothing but stone tools and manpower. Meanwhile, modern developers need sixteen JavaScript frameworks, three cloud subscriptions, and a $3000 MacBook Pro with 64GB RAM just to center a div. And they still complain about the Wi-Fi being slow.

Thanks To Zuck

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3 days ago 121.4K views 0 shares

Startup founder: "We're disrupting healthcare! Join our mission!" Engineer: "I checked Crunchbase and my salary exceeds your entire funding round." The beautiful transparency of tech compensation data strikes again! Thanks to sites like Crunchbase (and indirectly to Zuckerberg's social networking revolution), engineers can now instantly verify if your "world-changing startup" can actually afford competitive compensation. No more trading actual money for equity in your "revolutionary" idea that's basically "Uber for bandaids." Pre-seed doesn't pay the bills, but FAANG salary certainly does!

Instant Developer Transformation

Programming Webdev MacOS

4 days ago 92.3K views 0 shares

STOP EVERYTHING! The sacred texts have been revealed! 😱 Just buy an O'Reilly book called "Vibe Coding" and BOOM—instant developer transformation! No need for those pesky years of learning, debugging at 2AM, or crying over semicolons. Just own this magical tome with its wide-eyed cartoon character (who clearly hasn't experienced their first production bug yet), and you too can declare "I'm a Developer Now" with the confidence of someone who thinks HTML is a programming language! The audacity! The delusion! The absolute FANTASY of it all! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

New Title Same Paycheck

AI

15 days ago 65.0K views 0 shares

Content You're the new tech lead nOW I'm getting paid like one too, right? @SeniorDeveloper I'm going to be paid like a tech lead too, right?

Even The Used Market Is Getting Expensive

Hardware MacOS Apple

20 days ago 171.0K views 0 shares

Even The Used Market Is Getting Expensive

A masterful historical burn. The meme references Marie Antoinette's infamous "let them eat cake" quote when told the peasants had no bread, showcasing her disconnection from reality. Similarly, suggesting Macs as an alternative to expensive GPUs is equally out of touch—like recommending a $2000+ computer known for mediocre gaming performance to someone who can't afford a graphics card. It's the tech equivalent of suggesting caviar to someone who can't afford ramen.

The Endless GPU Announcement Cycle

Hardware

23 days ago 142.6K views 0 shares

The GPU enthusiast cycle in its natural habitat. Top panel: Some guy excitedly showing off his NVIDIA GTX 1080Ti graphics card like it's the second coming of silicon Jesus. Bottom panel: His jaded friend, utterly exhausted from hearing about it for the 10th year running. Hardware forums are basically this on repeat. "Look at my new RX 7900! It's got 24GB VRAM!" Meanwhile, everyone else is thinking, "Great, another person who spent their life savings on a fancy rectangle that'll be obsolete in 18 months."

The Selective Price Sensitivity Of Gamers

Hardware Gamedev Linux

26 days ago 73.2K views 0 shares

The Selective Price Sensitivity Of Gamers

When Nintendo announces a €459.99 Switch 2? Meh, too expensive. But slap a Steam logo on a handheld gaming PC for €419? Take my money immediately! The classic "I hate your overpriced product but will happily buy this slightly less expensive alternative that does basically the same thing but feels more justified because I can also use it to pretend I'll do actual work on it someday." The Steam Deck: where we convince ourselves we're making a practical purchase while still blowing our rent money on games.

Start-Up Be Like: The AI Smoke And Mirrors Show

AI Programming

1 month ago 74.3K views 0 shares

Start-Up Be Like: The AI Smoke And Mirrors Show

The circle of startup AI innovation: Manager asks impossible question → Developer frantically asks ChatGPT → Developer presents ChatGPT's answer as their own work → Manager impressed → Company secures another round of funding. Let's be honest, half the "AI strategy" presentations in boardrooms right now are just regurgitated LLM outputs with fancy transitions. The real innovation is how quickly we've normalized outsourcing our thinking to robots while maintaining our poker faces.

I Mean, Come On... Just Sell Your Kidney Already

Hardware Gamedev

1 month ago 81.8K views 0 shares

I Mean, Come On... Just Sell Your Kidney Already

Crawling through the desert of GPU prices while NVIDIA laughs all the way to the bank. The RTX 5090 costs a kidney and your firstborn at $3000, but somehow we still convince ourselves it's worth it for those extra 5 FPS in Minecraft. Meanwhile, the perfectly capable RX 9070 XT sits there at $850 like the reasonable choice nobody wants to make. Because nothing says "responsible adult" like eating ramen for six months to render ray-traced reflections in puddles slightly better.

Intel's Dual GPU: Five Hours Of Uninterrupted Staring

Hardware

1 month ago 95.5K views 0 shares

Intel's Dual GPU: Five Hours Of Uninterrupted Staring

Intel entering the GPU market with a dual-GPU setup is like watching your quiet accountant friend suddenly announce they're becoming a professional skateboarder. The top image shows Intel's Arc B60 dual-GPU with 48GB VRAM—absolute hardware pornography for the tech-obsessed. And that reaction? Pure tech lust. Five hours of uninterrupted staring is actually the minimum recommended viewing time for new hardware. It's the standard unit of measurement for "how badly do I want this thing I absolutely don't need but will convince myself is essential for checking email."

Hackers In Movies Vs Reality

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1 month ago 79.8K views 0 shares

Hollywood really needs to stop with the fantasy hacker portrayals. No dramatic lighting, no fancy GUIs, no instant access to the Pentagon. Just a sleep-deprived programmer in a nest of cables, surrounded by enough monitors to cause permanent neck damage, running on caffeine and Stack Overflow solutions from 2011. The only thing that glows in a real hacker's room is their bloodshot eyes and the 15 different error messages they're ignoring.

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