Many Threads Are Better Than One

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Many Threads Are Better Than One

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Reading "Multithreading for Dummies" doesn't make you an expert. The guy thinks he's ready to impress his date's father with parallel programming knowledge, but dad's already starting the countdown thread in the background. Classic case of a junior dev who skimmed the documentation and now thinks they can handle race conditions. Meanwhile, the father process is about to terminate this conversation with extreme prejudice.

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