The brave warrior claims to "fear no man," but immediately cowers at the mention of "git rebase." And rightfully so! Rebasing rewrites commit history—like a time traveler stepping on a butterfly, you might accidentally create 47 merge conflicts and an alternate timeline where your project never existed. Senior devs break into cold sweats when forced to rebase a long-lived feature branch. The command should come with its own horror movie soundtrack and a dialog box that asks "Are you ABSOLUTELY certain? Your teammates might hunt you down."
It Scares Me: Git Rebase Edition
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