Within Each Programmer

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Within Each Programmer

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Every single developer is locked in an EPIC internal battle between the responsible wolf who whispers "steady paycheck, health insurance, retirement plan" and the absolutely FERAL entrepreneurial wolf screaming "BUILD THAT TODO APP WITH BLOCKCHAIN INTEGRATION THAT WILL DEFINITELY CHANGE THE WORLD THIS TIME!" Spoiler alert: the second wolf has a GitHub graveyard of 47 unfinished projects and still thinks THIS one will be different. The first wolf is tired. So, so tired. But hey, at least it pays the bills while you dream about your SaaS empire during standup meetings.

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