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OH. MY. GOD. This code is the digital equivalent of a corporate "do not disturb" sign! 💅 GitHub Copilot just suggested the most brilliantly passive-aggressive authentication system ever created - a function that straight-up REFUSES to send one-time passwords on weekends or holidays! It's basically saying "Sorry honey, OTP authentication doesn't work on MY days off! 💁‍♀️ Try again Monday when I actually CARE about your security problems!" The sheer AUDACITY of this code to prioritize its own weekend plans over your desperate need to log in is sending me to the MOON! Work-life balance queen behavior! 👑

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Nothing says "ship it" quite like discovering a physics-defying bug in your fighting game on Friday evening and collectively deciding that ignorance is bliss. The CPU is literally levitating during air-guard animations—probably because someone forgot to disable collision detection or the animation state machine is overriding the physics engine. But hey, it's 5 PM on Friday, the build needs to go out, and honestly? If players don't notice their character doing the moonwalk mid-combo, does it even count as a bug? The QA team probably flagged it as "low priority - cosmetic issue" while internally screaming. Classic "works on my machine" energy meets "we'll fix it in post-launch patch" optimism. Ship now, debug later—the gamedev motto.

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