Billion Dollar Side Project 101

Technical debt Work-life balance Side projects Developer burnout Deadline pressure Startup dreams Weekend-coding Ouroboros Sprint cycle Sisyphus

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Billion Dollar Side Project 101

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The eternal cycle of developer existence captured in one perfect ouroboros. You start the week pushing that boulder of technical debt uphill, convinced your side project will revolutionize the industry. By Wednesday, you're staring into the jaws of reality as deadlines, merge conflicts, and "quick fixes" that broke everything consume your soul. The snake eating its own tail isn't just ancient symbolism—it's literally your sprint planning versus sprint review. And yet, we keep doing it, week after week, because somewhere between the existential dread and the 17th cup of coffee, we're still convinced we're just one good weekend away from that unicorn valuation.

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