The Procrastination Detection Dog

That golden retriever isn't just staring into your soul—it's staring at your unfinished Git commits. The dog can literally smell your procrastination through the screen. Right now, you've got 47 Slack notifications, a deadline in 3 hours, and yet here you are, looking at memes about not working instead of actually working. The dog knows. The dog always knows. And that judgmental canine gaze will follow you back to your IDE where that one function has been half-implemented since Tuesday.