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Content 112. 18 min. ago Good point but coders need to know that what they do isn't actually that hard. It just isn't and lots and lots of people either already know how to do what you do, or they could learn to do it as well within a very short window. - Vote Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow (a) fromtheeast OP 7 min. ago I am guessing you know how to build an API, build the databases, and then build the deployment infrastructure (eg into AWS)? An actual coder would not make this comment. 4 1 S Reply Share Save Edit Follow ... 01 111 5 min. ago If I don't, I could learn in about 8 or 9 days. That's the truth. I will tell you another thing, what angers you about EM's comment is that you know the coding details are quite beside the point ... he's running things now and that's the main detail that matters. Vote S C Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow