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It's 2032 And You Have Unlicensed Local Compute

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2 months ago 373,286 views 1 shares

It's 2032 And You Have Unlicensed Local Compute

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Welcome to the dystopian future where Big Tech has finally achieved their ultimate dream: making you pay a subscription fee just to use your OWN computer! OpenAI and Samsung are now the RAM police, hunting down anyone who dares to run calculations on their own hardware without a monthly license. Got 32GB of DDR5 hidden under your floorboards like it's Prohibition-era moonshine? BUSTED. They're literally treating local compute like contraband now. Next thing you know, they'll be kicking down doors asking "Where's the GPU, punk?" while you're desperately trying to explain that you just wanted to run a Python script offline. The cloud overlords have won, and your CPU is now considered a controlled substance. Rent, don't own—it's the Silicon Valley way!

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