It's 2032 And You Have Unlicensed Local Compute

Content 1 Am Devloper iamdevloper The AWS status page right now.. GIF I'LL JUST PUT THIS OVER HERE... WITH THE REST OF THE FIRE. 22817, 1:40 PM 264 RETWEETS 296 LIKES

Content Team manager: "Client is closing this project, nothing in pipeline for this team" new comer arrogant idiot experienced imgtip corogrammer one who never contributed

When AWS sends you a bill for $14.74 from four years ago, you become the silent resistance fighter. While everyone's making grand gestures canceling Prime accounts over Amazon's latest controversy, you're quietly fighting the system by "forgetting" to pay that ancient cloud hosting bill for your abandoned side project. It's not tax evasion, it's a principled stand against corporate memory! The AWS debt collectors can pry that $14.74 from your cold, dead keyboard.

Content Randall Koutnik Follow v rkoutnik Why programmers like cooking: You peel the carrot, you chop the carrot, you put the carrot in the stew. You don't suddenly find out that your peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for carrots in 4.3 9:22 PM - 16 Jan 2019 1,845 Retweets 5,689 Likes 68 17 1.8K 5.7K

The evolution of a security manager's mental state is just *chef's kiss*. Starting with the professional "let's convince the CEO to trigger a P0 incident for secrets in code" approach, quickly descending into threatening emails about rotating secrets.xlsx (because storing secrets in Excel is totally secure, right?). By panel three, they're forcing CloudOps and DevOps to rotate secrets during production hours because security trumps uptime! And finally, the inevitable resignation email after causing organizational chaos. The clown makeup progression perfectly captures how security managers often start with good intentions but end up becoming the villain in everyone's story after trying to enforce best practices in environments that resist change until it's too late.

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