Cloudflare, No! AWS, Also No!

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Cloudflare, No! AWS, Also No!

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When your muscle memory betrays you during an outage... First you panic at Cloudflare being down, then you instinctively switch to AWS us-east-1, forgetting it's the region that crashes more often than my development server after a Friday deploy. It's like running from one burning building straight into another one that's somehow always on fire. The cloud giveth, and the cloud taketh away your weekend plans.

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