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Fix Any Computer

fixAnyComputer | programmer-memes, code-memes, computer-memes, java-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, program-memes, server-memes, apple-memes, windows-memes, express-memes, fix-memes, c-memes, IT-memes, mac-memes, kernel-memes, regular expression-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How to fix any computer Windows Step I Reboot Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step a Step a Format hard drive, Reinstall Windows Lose all your fies. Quietly weep. Apple Step I Take it to an Apple store Did that fix it? Nor Proceed to step a Step a Buy a new Mac. Overdraw your account Quietly weep. Linux Step h Learn to code in C Recompile the kernel. Build your own microprocessor out of spare silicon you had lying around. Recompile the kernel again: Switch dietros. Recompile the kernel again but this time using a CPU powered by refracted light from Saturn. Grow a giant beard Blame Sun Microsysters. Turn your bedroom into a server closet and spend ten years falling asleep to the sound of whirring fans. Switch distros again. Abandon all hygiene. Write a regular expression that would make other programmers cry blood. Learn to code in Java. Recompile the kernel again (but this time while wearing your lucky socks). Did that fix it? Nor Proceed to step a Step a Revert back to using Windows or a Mac. Quietly weep

One in three programmers

One in three programmers | programmer-memes, program-memes, express-memes, regular expression-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 13 IG: iluvwaffuls Some scientist on the news said 1 out of 3 programmers understands regular expressions Well, I don't Neither do I It's probably 1 out of 4

So You Are Still Using Regex To Parse Html

soYouAreStillUsingRegexToParseHTML | programmer-memes, html-memes, program-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, regex-memes, xml-memes, rest-memes, express-memes, parsing-memes, IT-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, space-memes, regular expression-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 6 Locked. There are disputes about this answer's content being resolved at this time. It is not currently accepting new interactions. 4406 V You can't parse XHTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-rege questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Rege queries are not equipped to break down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp. Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and rege go together like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The center cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes. HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the nerves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the onslaught of horror. Regex-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late it is too late we cannot be saved the transgression of a child ensures regex will consume all living tissue (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how can anyone survive this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the dread realm of corrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of regex parsers for HTML will instantly transport a programmer's consciousness into a world of ceaseless screaming, he comes, the pestilent slithy regex-infection will devour your HTML parser, application and existence for all time like Visual Basic only worse he comes he comes do not fight he comes, his unholy radianc destroving all enlightenment, HTML tags leaking from your eyes like liquid pain, the song of regular expression parsing will extinguish the voices of mortal man from the sphere I can see it can you see it it is beautiful the final snuffing of the lies of Man ALL IS LOST ALL IS LOST the pony he comes he comes he comes the ichor permeates all MY FACE MY;FAC h god no NO NOOOO NO stop the an' les ap notresi ZGO iS TONg THE PONY, IF COM Have you tried using an XML parser instead?

Regex Is Easy

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Content UncenteredDiv owcharliebyteme What's so hard about regex anyway? Aren't regular expressions just lik. ?? 1:09 PM Jun 13, 2023 Twitter for iBall 44 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 4 Likes 17

I don't have a house for sale, but I do like Turing Tests

I don't have a house for sale, but I do like Turing Tests | code-memes, test-memes, express-memes, fix-memes, tests-memes, regular expression-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Hi, my name is jolie, In see you have a house fors ale? Yes Jolie New Line I have a house for sale Fix your regular expressions in your code Now SMS Text message

Just...no comment

Just...no comment | code-memes, computer-memes, java-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, server-memes, c++-memes, apple-memes, windows-memes, express-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes, mac-memes, comment-memes, kernel-memes, regular expression-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How to fix any computer The Oatmeal http:theoatmeal.com Windows Step I. Reboot Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step 2 Step a. Format hard drive. Reinstall Windows. Lose all your files. Quietly weep. Apple Step I. Take it to an Apple store. Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step a Step 2. Buy a new Mac. Overdraw your account. Quietly weep. Linux Step 1. Learn to code in Ct. Recompile the kernel. Build your own microprocessor out of spare silicon you had lying around. Recompile the kernel again. Switch distros. Recompile the kernel again but this time using a CPU powered by refracted light from Saturn. Grow a gant beard. Blame Sun Microsystems. Turn your bedroom into a server closet and spend ten years falling asleep to the sound of whirring fans. Switch distros again. Abandon all hygiene. Write a regular expression that would make other programmers cry blood. Learn to code in Java Recompile the kernel again (but this time while wearing your lucky socks) Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step a n Step a. Revert back to using Windows or a Mac Quietly weep.

fu*ck your regular expressions

fu*ck your regular expressions | program-memes, list-memes, express-memes, minecraft-memes, microsoft-memes, rds-memes, regular expression-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content TheMisterEpic TheMisterEdicYT. 19h So in minecraft bedrocks program files, you can find a document which lists all the words which are censored. Here's a small little sample of the 977 words microsoft censors.. You can actually delete this file if you take ownership of the entire folder. piyad blyadt bon3r boner boobs boobz Btch Bukakke Bullshit bung butagorosi butthead Butthole fuuck fuuckd fuucked fuucker fucking fuuckr fuuuck fuuuckd fuuucked fuuucker fuuucking fuuuckr chankoro chieokure chikusatsu ching chong Chinga Chingada Madre Chingado Chingate chink chinpo Chlamydia fuuuuuucker fuuuuuucking fuuuuuuckr fuuuuuuuck fuuuuuuuckd fuuuuuuucked fuuuuuuucker fuuuuuuucking fuuuuuuuckr fuuuuuuuuckd fuuuuuuuucked fuuuuuuuucker

Summoning a demon in Stack overflow

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Content 34 Answers Sorted by: Highest score (default) 2 Next 4409 Locked. There are disputes about this answer's content being resolved at this time. It is not currently accepting new interactions. V 9 You can't parse XHTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are not equipped to break down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp. Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The center cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes. HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the nerves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the onslaught of horror. Regex-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late it is too late we cannot be saved the transgression of a child ensures regex will consume all living tissue (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how can anyone survive this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the dread realm of crrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of regex parsers for HTML will ins tantly transport a programmer's consciousness into a world of ceaseless screaming, he comes, the pestilent stithy regex-infection will devour your HTML parser, application and existence for all time like Visual Basic only worse he comes he comes do not fight he comes, his unholy radianc destroying all enlightenment, HTML tags leaking from your eyes like liquid pain, the song of regular expression parsing-will extinguish the voices of mortal man from the sphere I can see it can you see if it is beautiful the final snuffing of the lies of Man ALL IS LOST ALL IS LOST the pony he comes he comes be comes the icher permeates all MY FACE MY FACE chiged no NO NO000 NO stop the angles pre not reai ZALGO IS TONY THE PNY, HE COMES Have you tried using an XML parser instead?

Reg Excuse Me What

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Content 13 Some scientist on the news said 1 out of 3 programmers understands regular expressions Well, I don't Neither do I It's probably 1 out of 4 ProgrammerHumo

How To Fix Your Computer

How To Fix Your Computer | programmer-memes, code-memes, computer-memes, java-memes, program-memes, server-memes, apple-memes, windows-memes, express-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes, mac-memes, kernel-memes, regular expression-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How to fix any computer Windows Step 1. Reboot Did that fix it? Nor Proceed to step a Step a Format hard drive. Reinstall Windows Lose all your files Quietly weep Apple Step 1. Take it to an Apple store Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step a Step a Buy a new Mac Overdraw your account Quietly weep Linux Step 1. Learn to code in C. Recompile the kernel. Build your own microprocessor out of spare silicon you had lying around Recompile the kernel again. Switch distros. Recompile the kernel again but this time using a CPU powered by refracted light from Saturn. Grow a giant beard. Blame Sun Microsystems. Turn your bedroom into a server closet and spend ten years falling asleep to the sound of whirring fans. Switch distros again. Abandon all hygiene. Write a regular expression that would make other programmers cry blood. Learn to code in Java. Recompile the kernel again (but this time while wearing your lucky socks). Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step a Step a. Revert back to Using Windows or a Mac Quietly weep

[OC] Shit, they found out!

[OC] Shit, they found out! | programming-memes, program-memes, google-memes, try-memes, git-memes, image-memes, express-memes, ide-memes, regular expression-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Guess what, Even Google's roasting my programming abilities now Id regex O O AIL Images a Videos Maps News : More Tools About 135.000 results (0.41 seconds) Id is a digit (a character in the range 0-9), and means 1 or more times. So, Id is 1 or more digits. This is about as simple as regular expressions get. You should try reading up on regular expressions a little bit more. May 15, 2010 https:stackoverflow.com questions what-does-d-mea... : What does Id mean in regular expression terms? About featured snippets I Feedback

Parsing HTML Using Regular Expressions

Parsing HTML Using Regular Expressions | html-memes, express-memes, parsing-memes, IT-memes, ML-memes, regular expression-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content The ichor permeates MY FACE MY FACE h god no NO NOO Parsi 18 SHIML Using Regular Expressions No stop the an tiles gie not real 2. Go tO MES O BLY? 98-