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Nerds Are Built Different

Nerds Are Built Different
Government cybersecurity out here flexing like they're ready to take on any threat, batting away script kiddies like flies at a picnic. Meanwhile, some random homelabber who spent their weekend setting up a Raspberry Pi cluster and learning Kubernetes for fun has achieved FINAL FORM and ascended to godhood. The homelabber's cybersecurity setup is so absurdly overpowered it makes government infrastructure look like a toy. We're talking VLANs, firewalls, intrusion detection systems, zero-trust architecture, and probably a custom-compiled kernel because why not. All protecting... what exactly? Their Plex server and a collection of Linux ISOs? The dedication is absolutely unhinged and we love it. Turns out when you're spending your own money and actually care about learning, you build Fort Knox. When it's a government contract with the lowest bidder... well, you get Windows XP running critical infrastructure in 2024.

For Me It's A NAS But Yeah...

For Me It's A NAS But Yeah...
You set up a cute little home server to host your personal projects, maybe run Plex, store your files, tinker with Docker containers... and suddenly everyone at the family gathering wants you to explain what it does. Next thing you know, Uncle Bob wants you to "fix his Wi-Fi" and your non-tech friends think you're running a crypto mining operation. The swear jar stays empty because you've learned to keep your mouth shut. But that "telling people about my home server when I wasn't asked" jar? That's your retirement fund. Every time you can't resist explaining your beautiful self-hosted setup, another dollar goes in. The worst part? You know you're doing it, but the urge to evangelize about your Raspberry Pi cluster is just too strong. Pro tip: The moment someone shows mild interest, you're already mentally planning their entire homelab migration. Nobody asked, but they're getting a 45-minute presentation anyway.

My Poor Tired Raspberry Pi

My Poor Tired Raspberry Pi
Started with "I'll just run a Pi-hole on it." Then added Home Assistant. Maybe a little Plex server? Oh, and a VPN would be nice. And why not throw in a web server, a Discord bot, a weather station, and that random Docker container you found on GitHub at 2 AM? That poor little ARM processor is running more services than AWS has regions. The SD card is crying, the temperature is approaching the surface of the sun, and you're still browsing r/selfhosted for "one more thing" to add. The Raspberry Pi: bought for $35, now doing the work of a $3,500 server. No wonder it's tired, boss.

We Have A Style (And We'll Tell You About It)

We Have A Style (And We'll Tell You About It)
The ULTIMATE stereotype of the tech evangelist who simply CANNOT STOP broadcasting their life choices! Linux users are the tech world's equivalent of that friend who discovers kale for the first time and suddenly it's their entire personality. They'll corner you at parties to explain how they compiled their own kernel while doing one-handed pushups and sipping homemade kombucha. The punchline is DEVASTATING because we all know that person who turned their Raspberry Pi into a glorified paperweight just so they could mention it in casual conversation. The silence after they leave the room is DEAFENING!

Building An Arc Reactor With Raspberry Pi

Building An Arc Reactor With Raspberry Pi
The code tries to allocate 280 TiB for an array, then fails spectacularly with a memory error. Meanwhile, the caption "I'm limited by the technology of my time" perfectly captures that moment when your ambitious project hits the brick wall of hardware reality. Sure, Tony Stark built an Arc Reactor in a cave with scraps, but even he couldn't allocate 280 freaking terabytes of RAM. That's not a Raspberry Pi project—that's a "sell your house for server farm" project.