It Works On My Machine Isn't Enough

Content "The thing about programming is that your learning is never complete, and neither are your bug hunting or your crying." programming coding devlife compsci Feb 25th, 2016 374 notes

Ah, the sacred ritual of TDD explained to the uninitiated! "First, we write a test that fails" – the programming equivalent of setting yourself up for disappointment before you've even had your morning coffee. The real magic of Test-Driven Development isn't just writing tests first; it's experiencing that special kind of existential dread when you realize your implementation is going to be way more complicated than your optimistic little test suggested. Nothing says "professional software engineer" quite like intentionally creating problems for yourself to solve. It's like buying a puzzle, throwing away the picture on the box, and then trying to assemble it in the dark – but somehow it's considered best practice!

Content Have you ever seen code so bad it made you laugh? David Seidman, former Security Program Manager at Microsoft (2005-2016) Answered Feb 8 Upvoted by Aveesha Sharma, Masters of Science Software Engineering, Arizona State Univ... and Mandeep Kaur, MS Software Engineering, San Jose State University (2017) R. I was working for Microsoft's security incident response team investigating a vulnerability. We opened up the relevant file. It contained 10,000 lines of uncommented archaic C code. At the top was a single comment: This code has bugs. It did. ProdrammerHumor.io

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The bar for happiness in programming is so low it's practically a tripping hazard in hell. "Only crying 3 times" is apparently a win! That's not emotional damage—that's just Tuesday. The best part? We're all nodding along thinking "just 3 times? Must've been a productive day!" Meanwhile non-programmers wonder why we voluntarily subject ourselves to this psychological torture disguised as a profession. It's like Stockholm syndrome but with semicolons.