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Full hazmat suits required for Vim extraction procedures. The desperate scribbling of "ESC :q!" is the universal distress signal among developers. Containment protocols dictate maintaining a safe distance from terminals running Vim without proper exit training. Some say the original developer is still stuck in there since 1991.

Content Sarah Barr Sarah Barr Explaining the peer review process to my brother, a carpenter academia phdlife AcademicTwitter Imagine spending 2 years making a table and then showing someone and they tell you every tiny detail wrong with it 2:40 PM A So you fix everything they say and then show some more people and they tell you everything STILL wrong with it 2.40 PM One of them asks why you made it with 4 legs when it would have been much more stable with 8 legs 2:40 PM Another says this table is too heavy, it should have shorter legs 240 PM The third one says the table is fine but did you consider making a chair instead? 2.40 PM 7:31 AM 2022-09-08 Twitter Web App

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of forgetting to handle your biological garbage collection! 💩 Some poor soul created the ultimate programmer life algorithm - eat, sleep, code, repeat - but CATASTROPHICALLY omitted the crucial poop() function! The horror! The drama! The inevitable stack overflow of... well... you know what. 🚽 I'm DYING at "PoopOverflow" - like StackOverflow's disgusting cousin that nobody wants to visit. Just imagine debugging THAT exception! "Error: Memory dump in progress" takes on a whole new meaning!

The development-to-testing pipeline in its natural habitat! Developers cradle their precious code like a delicate baby, whispering sweet nothings: "You're perfect just the way you are." Meanwhile, testers are over here practicing WWE moves on that same code, body-slamming it from every possible angle until it cries for mercy. Nothing says "I found a bug" quite like throwing an app off a metaphorical cliff while screaming "THIS DOESN'T HANDLE NULL VALUES CORRECTLY!"

Content Hey man, heard you signed up for the new addle CIPO lean man, it went great, we're going out this Friday No, but I found a bug on their form validation technique Programmers How did it go? Did you find a date? Normal people

Content Use a Debugger to debug your code Use a lot of print statements