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The Scientific Hierarchy Of Logical Absurdity

18 hours ago 53.6K views 0 shares

The Venn diagram of intellectual superiority has spoken, and programmers are social distancing before it was cool! While physicists are busy turning penguins into perfect cylinders, engineers are rounding π to 3 (because who needs those pesky decimals?), and mathematicians are defining e with fancy limits, programmers are off in their own circle with "x = x + 1" - a statement that would make mathematicians have an existential crisis. Notice how programmers don't overlap with anyone? That's not isolation, that's specialization . We're not wrong, we're just using a different paradigm where impossible equations make perfect sense. And let's pour one out for the chemists, reduced to the smallest circle possible - apparently they couldn't even afford proper representation in this diagram hierarchy!

Chaotic Magic

Gamedev Unity Programming

3 days ago 85.3K views 0 shares

The absurd dichotomy of game development in a nutshell! Somehow implementing a physics-defying hellspawn with particle effects and dynamic lighting? "No problem, I'll have that ready by lunch." But adding a simple cosmetic item like a scarf? Suddenly we're dealing with cloth physics, collision detection, and animation rigging nightmares that would make Cthulhu weep. It's the classic developer paradox where seemingly trivial features become technical debt monsters while the impossible features are just Tuesday afternoon tasks. The compiler gods are fickle indeed.

Clothing Sim Woes

Gamedev Unity Algorithms Physics Programming

7 days ago 57.8K views 0 shares

The brutal irony of game development in one tweet! Creating complex physics simulations for epic destruction? Easy peasy . Coding realistic clothing interactions? Absolute nightmare fuel . Game devs can simulate nuclear annihilation with a few physics equations, but the moment you need a character to casually remove a hat, you're suddenly wrestling with 10,000 collision points, cloth deformation algorithms, and hair physics that will make your GPU weep. It's like building a rocket to Mars is somehow easier than simulating a handshake.

Physics Nobel Prize Be Like

Physics AI Algorithms Math Programming

8 days ago 65.6K views 0 shares

The Nobel Committee turning its back on actual computer science to ogle traditional physics is the academic equivalent of your crush ignoring your perfectly engineered app to date someone who can explain why apples fall from trees. Quantum computing? Machine learning breakthroughs? Nah, let's give another medal to someone who found a slightly different way to measure gravity. Meanwhile, the folks revolutionizing how we process information are left swiping through job postings that require "5+ years experience in a framework released last Tuesday."

Physics Do It For You

Hardware C++ Algorithms Physics Programming

11 days ago 89.4K views 0 shares

Top panel shows assembly code with "is0dd" function checking if a number is odd by bitwise operations. Bottom panel shows someone who skipped all that and just lit up LEDs on a breadboard. Why write complex bitwise logic when electricity already knows if a current is odd or even? The universe's physics engine doesn't need your fancy algorithms - electrons have been doing modulo operations since the Big Bang.

Wait, It's All Just Collision Detection?

Gamedev Unity Algorithms Physics Programming

15 days ago 70.8K views 0 shares

Wait, It's All Just Collision Detection?

The existential crisis every new game developer faces when they realize their entire career is just figuring out how to make different shapes not pass through each other. After years of education and dreams of creating the next Elden Ring, it all boils down to "wait, is that box touching that other box?" and "why is this character's arm suddenly disappearing into the wall?" The veterans with the gun have always known the truth - collision detection is the real final boss that never goes away.

Every Aspiring Dev's First Betrayal

Gamedev C++ Unity Algorithms Math

23 days ago 115.1K views 0 shares

THE AUDACITY of young me declaring "I don't need math, I'll just make video games!" only to later discover that game development is LITERALLY a mathematical hellscape! 😭 Fast forward to the soul-crushing reality where Unity, OpenGL, C++, and every other game dev tool are CACKLING at your mathematical ignorance. They're all just sitting there like "Oh honey, you thought you could escape VECTORS and MATRICES? That's adorable!" Game physics? MATH. Graphics rendering? MATH. Character movement? MATH. It's math all the way down, you poor, delusional child!

I Ask Myself Every Day What Went Wrong

Math AI Algorithms Physics Programming

25 days ago 99.9K views 0 shares

The eternal struggle of math majors who chose programming instead of the "traditional" math paths. On the left, we see the bright, colorful world of physics, machine learning, electrical engineering, statistics, and numerical analysis – all respectable career choices that utilize advanced mathematics. On the right, the noir film-style programmer, stripped of color and joy, questioning their life choices while debugging someone else's spaghetti code at 3 AM. That moment when you realize you could be solving differential equations but instead you're arguing with the compiler about why a semicolon is missing. The math degree prepared you to understand complex algorithms but forgot to mention you'd spend 90% of your time fixing indentation errors.

I Guess Cs Wins

AI Math Physics Programming

1 month ago 97.2K views 0 shares

The eternal academic turf war continues! Physicists spend decades unraveling the mysteries of the universe, publishing papers nobody reads, and surviving on ramen... only to watch some CS grad who taught a computer to play tic-tac-toe walk away with the Nobel. That sideways glance of existential despair is every physicist who just realized they picked the wrong major. Meanwhile, CS folks are too busy counting their tech stock options to even notice they won.

Tell Me You Don't Know What An API Is

Programming AI C++ Python

1 month ago 158.9K views 0 shares

SOMEONE PLEASE REVOKE THIS MAN'S DEVELOPER LICENSE IMMEDIATELY! 🚨 This tweet is the programming equivalent of saying "a hammer is just an API to nails" and "nails are an API to wood" and "wood is an API to trees." MAKE IT STOP! An API (Application Programming Interface) is a specific set of rules and protocols that allows different software applications to communicate with each other - NOT this cosmic tech ladder to the universe! The only thing this tweet proves is that if you string enough technical words together, you can sound profound while being CATASTROPHICALLY wrong. It's giving "I just discovered programming last week and now I'm having deep thoughts" energy.

Real Man Ide

Programming Gamedev Vim Physics Debugging

1 month ago 103.2K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the ancient stone tablet IDE. Because nothing says "I'm a serious developer" like carving your collision detection algorithms into limestone. Modern IDEs with their "syntax highlighting" and "error detection" are clearly for the weak. Real programmers chisel their bugs directly into rock so they're permanent, just like their technical debt.

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