I Don't Usually Keep Mice In This Drawer

Ah yes, the classic hardware hoarding drawer that every IT person has. You know, the one where old power supplies go to retire alongside cables from 2003 that you're "definitely going to need someday." The pun here is chef's kiss – we're literally looking at a drawer with a computer mouse (or mice, if you're fancy), but the title plays innocent like it's some unusual occurrence. Meanwhile, we all know this drawer also contains: 47 USB cables of unknown origin, three dead hard drives you can't throw away because "what if there's data on them," and at least one IDE cable because apparently you're running a museum. The power supply sitting there like it owns the place is peak IT energy – broken? Maybe. Will you throw it away? Absolutely not.