Why Can't I Vibe To Prod In One Shot

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Why Can't I Vibe To Prod In One Shot

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The ultimate nightmare for any developer - a warning about a virus that puts clown emojis between everything you type... which is exactly what happens when you try those "no-code" solutions to push straight to production. Sure, they promise riches and simplicity, but what you really get is a circus. Just like how your manager thinks deploying to prod without proper testing is a brilliant shortcut, only to turn your codebase into a carnival of horrors. The irony is *chef's kiss* - the message itself demonstrates the very chaos it warns against!

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