Copy-Paste Driven Development At Its Finest

The classic "idea guy" in game development strikes again! Nothing makes actual developers run for the hills faster than someone who's done all the "hard work" of coming up with an idea while expecting you to do the trivial part of... you know... actually building the entire game. It's like saying "I've designed a rocket ship on a napkin, now all you need to do is the engineering, physics, and actually launching it into space!" Sure buddy, let me drop everything and work on your revolutionary "Flappy Bird but with zombies" concept for free.

Game development expectation: Write elegant functions, see beautiful graphics. Game development reality: Scream in terror as your console spits out "Thing 1 happened" with zero context about what crashed your entire project at 3AM. The top panel shows the dream - neatly organized functions ready to execute. The bottom panel reveals the nightmare - Godot Engine running on a high-end RTX 4060 GPU, yet still only managing to tell you "Thing 1 happened" before your character clips through the floor and into the void for the 47th time today.

THE AUDACITY! Someone's out here trying to run Cyberpunk 2077 on what's essentially a digital fossil! 💀 Imagine blaming game developers for your prehistoric Dell Optiplex that was outdated when Obama was first elected! It's like showing up to an F1 race with a horse and cart and wondering why you can't keep up. That poor machine is begging for retirement while this person is demanding it render 4K explosions. The only thing that computer can run smoothly is Windows XP and maybe—MAYBE—Minesweeper if you're not too aggressive with the clicks.

The code is a perfect example of why game developers shouldn't be allowed near RNGs unsupervised! 😂 What we're looking at is a glorious mess of Python where someone created two nearly identical functions ( count_greater_than_11 and count_greater_than_5 ) that generate random numbers between 1-20 and increment a counter when the number exceeds a threshold. But wait! The function names and comments don't even match - one says "greater than 11" in the comment but checks for > 10 in the code, while the other claims to check for > 5 but actually checks for > 4! And then there's that lonely is_divisible_by_7 function at the bottom, just hanging out with no apparent connection to anything else. It's like someone started implementing their own version of RNG bias with specific magic numbers, got bored halfway through, and shipped it anyway. This is probably why that boss battle feels unfairly difficult every 7th attempt...

Ah, the modern gaming "enthusiast" in their natural habitat. This specimen has evolved to simultaneously complain about lack of innovation while refusing to play anything that doesn't match their exact preferences. The "$6000 battle pass purchasing machine" hits way too close to home. Dropping a small fortune on hardware just to play the same recycled games and then complaining about it? Chef's kiss of irony. My favorite part is how "thinking" and "originality" are listed under "SLOP" while "giving companies money" is "BASED." Nothing says discerning consumer like hating creativity while worshipping corporate wallets. The gaming industry's perfect customer doesn't exi—oh wait, there they are, threatening self-harm if exposed to a new experience. Meanwhile, their unbroken 4-year subscription to someone playing games for them continues...

The eternal struggle of gaming platform authentication! Steam's session tokens are like diamonds - they last forever. You can abandon your PC for months, come back, and Steam's like "welcome back old friend!" Meanwhile, Epic Games Launcher treats your login credentials like they're written in disappearing ink. Two days away? "I've never met this man in my life." Their token expiration must be set to approximately 37 minutes. It's the digital equivalent of your grandmother forgetting who you are despite seeing you last weekend. The security engineer who configured Epic's token timeout was clearly traumatized by a session hijacking in a previous life. Or maybe they just really enjoy watching users type their passwords over and over and over again...