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T He Fu Tu Re Is Ai

T He Fu Tu Re Is Ai
You try so hard to dodge the AI hype train. You stick to your principles. You refuse to add "AI-powered" to every feature. You won't shoehorn ChatGPT into your perfectly functional app. You're building real software, not buzzword bingo. Then Firefox—yes, FIREFOX, the browser that's supposed to be the scrappy underdog fighting for an open web—comes flying in with a haymaker of AI features you never asked for. Sidebar chatbots, AI-generated alt text, the whole nine yards. Even the good guys have fallen. There's no escape. Every company from your local pizza shop to your IDE is cramming AI into places it doesn't belong. The future isn't AI. The future is being beaten into submission by AI whether you like it or not.

Not My Firefox

Not My Firefox
Mozilla watching Firefox's market share slowly burn to the ground while they desperately try to stay relevant. Then AI shows up like a demonic entity ready to absolutely obliterate what's left. Firefox went from the people's champion that dethroned Internet Explorer to barely holding 3% market share while Chrome eats the world. Now with AI integrations becoming the hot new browser feature, Mozilla's looking at their beloved Firefox like a parent watching their kid get dunked on at the playground. The irony? Mozilla's been pushing AI features too, but nobody cares because everyone's already moved to Chrome or Edge (yes, Edge). RIP to the browser that taught us what extensions could be.

The Vanishing Privacy Promise

The Vanishing Privacy Promise
The wildest git diff indeed! Someone caught Mozilla red-handed removing Firefox's promise to never sell user data. On the left side, Firefox boldly declares "Nope. Never have, never will. And we protect you from many of the advertisers who do. Firefox products are designed to protect your privacy. That's a promise." But in the updated version? *Poof* – that entire answer just vanished into thin air. Nothing says "trust us with your data" quite like silently deleting your promise not to sell it. And they wonder why alternative browsers like Waterfox and Librewolf are gaining popularity. The irony of this happening while the FAQ still includes "Why is Firefox so slow?" is just *chef's kiss*.

The Great Browser Betrayal

The Great Browser Betrayal
OMG, the ULTIMATE browser betrayal!!! 😱 Chrome went from being the hot new alternative that made us all turn our heads away from Firefox, to becoming the very monster we once fled from! The irony is so thick you could debug it with a breakpoint. Firefox got a glow-up while Chrome just got... more Google-y. It's the tech equivalent of the nerdy kid becoming prom king while the popular jock peaked in high school. The browser tables have COMPLETELY TURNED and I am LIVING for this drama! History really does repeat itself in the most savage way possible.

Not All Heroes Run On Chromium

Not All Heroes Run On Chromium
Firefox standing alone against the hellscape of Chromium-based browsers is the web's last hope. The image shows Firefox as the Doom Slayer, fighting through hordes of demons labeled "CHROMIUM CLONES" - a perfect metaphor for the browser market where Edge, Chrome, Opera, and Brave all use the same engine while Firefox remains the last major holdout with its Gecko engine. It's like watching the last independent coffee shop in a street full of Starbucks. The resistance isn't just about being different; it's about preventing Google from having complete control over web standards. Remember when Microsoft had a browser monopoly? Yeah, history doesn't just rhyme, it copies and pastes.

The Wildest Git Diff: When Privacy Promises Vanish

The Wildest Git Diff: When Privacy Promises Vanish
The git diff shows Firefox removing their FAQ answer about not selling personal data. Nothing says "we value privacy" quite like deleting the promise not to sell it! Clearly Firefox decided the best way to compete with Chrome was to speedrun the "Either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain" challenge. That deletion is worth a thousand privacy policies. For those wondering, this is from Firefox's structured-data-firefox-faq.html file where they've removed the entire Q&A about not selling user data. The irony is palpable - they kept the "Why is Firefox so slow?" question though. At least they've got their priorities straight!

Rip Firefox: When Promises Get Deleted In A Commit

Rip Firefox: When Promises Get Deleted In A Commit
The git diff shows Firefox quietly removing their FAQ entry that promised "Nope. Never have, never will" regarding selling personal data. Nothing says "trust us with your privacy" like deleting the promise that you'd protect it! Looks like the fox might be heading to the same data-selling farm where all those other browsers went. Pour one out for the last non-Chrome browser that pretended to care.

When you are using JavaScript:

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Content offset height X S Q Q All Images A News O Videos U Books : More Tools About 274,000,000 results (0.94 seconds) Offset Height 174 cm People also search for Cardi B 160 cm Saweetie 170 cm Lil Yachty 180 cm Feedback https:developer.mozilla.org . HTMLElement : HTMLElement.offsetHeight - Web APIs MDN Apr 2, 2022 - The HTMLElement.offsetHeight read-only property returns the height of an element, including vertical padding and borders, as an integer. ProdrammerHumor.io

Oh No

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Content LKL.js Running Linux Kernel on JavaScript Directly View on GitHub LKL.js: Running Linux Kernel on JavaScript Directly LKL.js is Linux Kernel Library ported to JavaScript using Emscripten. Unlike JSLinux, LKL.js includes a Linux kernel fully written in JavaScript and runs without emulators. For more details, read my blog pOSt LKL. just boots Linux kernel and still completely useless. It shows how Emscripten is powerful and how Linux kernel is flexible. Demo LKL.js requires SharedArrayBuffer for thread support. SharedArrayBuffer is disabled by default due to Spectre mitigation in Mozilla Firefox. Please enable it. (javascript.options.sharedmemory in Mozilla Firefox) The link below is boot.js demo site. https:retrage.github.iolk-jsboot.html Downloads

Finally! 🫂

Finally! 🫂 | css-memes, bug-memes, fix-memes, firefox-memes, cs-memes, mozilla-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Mozilla fixed an 18-year old CSS bug in the Firefox browser All I want for Christmas is... a CSS bugfix By Alfonso Maruccia December 27, 2022

I received a programming death sentence.

I received a programming death sentence. | programming-memes, html-memes, web-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, apple-memes, email-memes, error-memes, mac-memes, ML-memes, gecko-memes, mozilla-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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I received a programming death sentence.

I received a programming death sentence. | programming-memes, html-memes, web-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, apple-memes, email-memes, error-memes, mac-memes, ML-memes, gecko-memes, mozilla-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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