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Suffering From Success
Hardware Gamedev
1 month ago 82.9M views 0 shares
Suffering From Success
Oh, the TRAGEDY of having a beast gaming rig! You finally drop thousands on that RTX 4090 and NVMe SSD setup, and now you're being ROBBED of those precious loading screen tips like "Press W to move forward" or "Did you know you can jump?" Your PC loads so obscenely fast that you're basically speedrunning through content you were SUPPOSED to absorb during those leisurely 30-second loading screens. How will you ever learn that you can crouch by pressing C? How will you discover that fire is hot? The absolute AUDACITY of high-end hardware depriving you of essential gaming wisdom. First world problems have reached their final form, and honestly? We're all victims of our own success here.

How To Get 2 Billion Valuation
AI Frontend Webdev Javascript
10 months ago 387.5K views 0 shares
How To Get 2 Billion Valuation
The secret sauce to startup valuation in 2024: change your loading spinners to "thinking..." and boom — you're an AI company! Venture capitalists are frantically throwing term sheets at anyone who can make their app pretend to contemplate existence. The best part? The code behind it is still the same janky setTimeout() that's been crashing in production since 2018. But hey, fake it till you make it a unicorn, right?

The Two Faces Of Game Development
Gamedev Programming Unity StackOverflow
1 year ago 398.1K views 1 shares
The Two Faces Of Game Development
The eternal duality of game development! At the top, AAA studios with billion-dollar budgets somehow still blame their "proprietary engines" for basic loading issues. Meanwhile, indie devs are just frantically duct-taping together code snippets from StackOverflow and YouTube tutorials, ready to disown any part that doesn't work with the classic "not my code" defense. The true secret sauce of game development isn't elegant architecture—it's finding increasingly creative ways to blame your tools while praying nobody looks too closely at that spaghetti code monster you've summoned into existence!

Upgrade... But At What Cost
Hardware Programming
1 year ago 310.2K views 0 shares
Upgrade... But At What Cost
Spent $200 on an NVMe SSD only to lose the one thing loading screens provided—forced breaks to check Twitter. The system boots so fast now that those precious "Did You Know" tips vanish before my eyes. My code compiles before I can even grab coffee. My games load before I can respond to texts. Progress has robbed me of my excuses for procrastination. The spinning wheel of death has been replaced by the crushing weight of productivity. What's next? CPUs that compile code before I even write it?

Stop Maintaining Software
Programming Devops MacOS Windows Linux
1 year ago 408.0K views 0 shares
Stop Maintaining Software
OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of these so-called "software engineers" with their RIDICULOUS version numbers that look like someone smashed their face on a keyboard! 🙄 We've spent DECADES perfecting semantic versioning only to discover—PLOT TWIST—nobody actually needs anything beyond v1.0! And when we wanted more features? "Just use plugins!" they said, as if that's not the digital equivalent of duct-taping features to a broken chair! And don't get me STARTED on those update prompts. "Please update to version 37.0.0.69.march2023.jaguar" — WHO NAMES THESE THINGS? A cat walking across a keyboard?! Meanwhile, we're all sitting here like obedient little puppies clicking "Yes, please install updates" while staring at loading screens that tell us ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 22GB download for what? A slightly different shade of blue in the UI? The betrayal is ASTRONOMICAL!