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LinkedIn influencers really woke up and chose violence by placing Python in the "high performance" category. That's like calling a minivan a sports car because it has wheels. JavaScript sitting comfortably in low performance is the only honest thing about this chart. The real comedy gold here is that this person is a "Compiler & Toolchain Engineer" who apparently doesn't understand that popularity and performance have zero correlation. It's giving "I made a chart in 5 minutes to farm engagement" energy. And judging by those 32 comments, the strategy worked—probably filled with C++ devs having aneurysms and Python devs writing essays about how "performance doesn't matter for most use cases." LinkedIn: where technical accuracy goes to die, but engagement metrics thrive.

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Every beginner's journey starts with picking their first language, and they're all equally terrified of JavaScript, Python, Java, C++, and C. Then someone suggests HTML and suddenly they're running for their life. Because nothing says "welcome to programming" like realizing you just spent 3 hours learning a markup language that half the industry doesn't even consider "real programming." The gatekeeping starts early, folks. Plot twist: they'll end up learning all of them anyway and still have imposter syndrome.

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