I'm Not Even Tired

When asked about AI integration in job applications, this person went full eldritch horror mode instead of the usual "I used ChatGPT to debug my code" nonsense. The poetic description of AI as a forest monster that "speaks with a thousand voices" and "wears your face" is both hauntingly accurate and infinitely more interesting than whatever corporate-friendly answer HR was fishing for. Bonus points for acknowledging the existential dread of AI tools that "know not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same" while everyone else pretends they're just fancy spell-checkers.

Einstein said insanity is repeating the same thing expecting different results. Meanwhile, machine learning algorithms are literally just tweaking parameters and rerunning the same model 500 times until the accuracy improves by 0.02%. And we call that "intelligence." The real insanity is the GPU bill at the end of the month.

Oh, the DELICIOUS irony of building your own replacement! Microsoft really said "thanks for creating these amazing AI tools, now watch them do YOUR job" and I'm honestly cackling at the sheer audacity of it all. Picture the engineers who spent countless hours training models, fine-tuning algorithms, and debugging neural networks, only to have management turn around and be like "Hey, you know that thing you built? Yeah, it's gonna take your paycheck now. Thanks for coming to our TED talk." It's like being asked to dig your own grave, except the shovel is made of Python libraries and TensorFlow. The employees are literally trying not to laugh (or cry?) because what else can you do when you've automated yourself into unemployment? Peak dystopian tech moment right here.

Someone asked ChatGPT about JavaScript's export default App; syntax and got the most refreshingly honest AI response ever: "I honestly have no idea." Finally, an AI that admits defeat instead of confidently hallucinating some nonsensical explanation about React components! If only my junior devs had this level of self-awareness instead of copy-pasting Stack Overflow answers they don't understand. The robots might replace us, but at least they'll be upfront about their limitations.

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Nothing quite like spending four years pulling all-nighters, drowning in student debt, collecting certifications like Pokémon cards, only to watch ChatGPT casually do your job in 3 seconds. The calm acceptance on that face? That's the look of someone who just realized their Computer Science degree is now worth about as much as a Blockbuster membership card. But hey, at least you learned data structures and algorithms, right? Surely AI can't... *checks notes* ...oh. Oh no. The real kicker? Junior devs are out here competing with AI that doesn't need health insurance, never asks for raises, and doesn't spend 2 hours a day in stand-ups discussing blockers. We've officially entered the timeline where "prompt engineer" is unironically a more stable career path than software engineer.