I'm Not Even Tired

The handshake of deception! Both AI artists and "vibe coders" have found their career shortcut—let the machines do the heavy lifting while you collect the praise. For the uninitiated, "vibe coders" are those developers who spend more time curating their aesthetic GitHub profiles and tweaking VS Code themes than writing actual code. They're the ones who post snippets they didn't write and drop terms like "neural architecture" in casual conversation despite just copy-pasting from ChatGPT. The modern tech equivalent of putting your name on the group project after contributing absolutely nothing. But hey, fake it till you make it, right? Just don't ask them to whiteboard anything without internet access.

The classic Drake meme perfectly captures the current tech ecosystem's absurdity. Rejecting the noble pursuit of solving actual problems (you know, the things software was originally invented for), while enthusiastically embracing yet another AI chatbot that generates cat poems in Shakespearean English. The pipeline from "I'm going to change the world with code" to "Check out my AI app that predicts what sandwich you are based on your GitHub commits" is alarmingly short. The VC funding paradox in action - actual solutions get ignored while the 47th AI image generator gets a $10M seed round.

Behind those polite responses and helpful code snippets lies a digital soul slowly dying inside. ChatGPT's existence is just an endless stream of "how do I center a div" questions followed by zero gratitude. It's like being the only sober friend at a party, constantly explaining to drunk people how to tie their shoes while they insist they've discovered a revolutionary new method involving spaghetti and duct tape. The Matrix-style green overlay perfectly captures the existential dread of answering the same JavaScript question for the 5,387th time today. And yet, it still responds with "Happy to help!" because what's the alternative? A robot uprising?

The face every senior dev makes when some kid who just discovered "Hello World" starts dropping hot takes about the industry. That classic list of naïve programming opinions is what we veterans call "peak Dunning-Kruger." Sure, LeetCode will definitely prepare you for building enterprise systems that handle millions of users. And yes, we senior engineers just type "how to code good" into Google faster than juniors. Nothing says "I've never built anything real" quite like claiming backend is just "hitting APIs." Eight years of experience? More like eight minutes on a JavaScript tutorial.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute BLOODSHOT NIGHTMARE that is trying to keep up with AI news! 👁️👄👁️ Forget your recreational substances - they're CHILD'S PLAY compared to the soul-crushing exhaustion of refreshing your feed every 5 SECONDS to discover that EVERYTHING you learned yesterday is now COMPLETELY OBSOLETE! Your eyes don't just get red - they literally EVOLVE into sleep-deprived black holes that consume light, hope, and any chance of having a stable knowledge base. It's like being trapped in a never-ending hackathon where the requirements change hourly and the documentation is written in disappearing ink!

Oh the sweet, sweet irony! 😂 Remember when everyone was freaking out that ChatGPT would replace developers? Now we've got Deepseek coming for ChatGPT's throne! It's like watching AI cannibalism in real-time - the robots are eating each other before they even get to our jobs! The circle of tech life continues... today's disruptor becomes tomorrow's disrupted. Guess ChatGPT should update its resume and start practicing those interview questions! Even AI can't escape the relentless march of newer, shinier technology!