Computers Don't Make Errors On Purpose

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Computers Don't Make Errors On Purpose

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When your bug becomes a "feature" and you have to pretend it was intentional all along. The Dale Gribble approach to software development – just blame it on a conspiracy and claim it's working exactly as designed. That moment when QA asks why the login button teleports users to Narnia, and you're like "That's not a bug, that's our new dimensional travel feature. We're disrupting the space-time continuum market."

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