Computers Don't Make Errors On Purpose

That moment when you run a DELETE query without a WHERE clause and suddenly your database is having an existential crisis. Four million rows just vanished faster than my will to live during a production outage. Pour one out for all those database entries that never got to fulfill their destiny. They were just innocent bits and bytes with dreams of being queried someday. The real tragedy? The backup from last night is corrupted. Time to update that resume.

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The emotional journey from "I love C++" to "I regret this tweet" in just 34 minutes is the most accurate representation of the C++ experience ever documented. That's not a coding session—that's a speed run through the five stages of grief. Memory leaks, pointer nightmares, and template errors will do that to you. Somewhere between writing std::unique_ptr<std::vector<std::shared_ptr<MyClass>>> and debugging a segmentation fault, reality hits harder than an uncaught exception.

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The ultimate developer escape hatch has arrived! Some genius created a GitHub repo called "git-blame-someone-else" with 11k stars and counting. It's basically the digital equivalent of writing "not my fault" in your commit messages, but automated. The repo description says it all: "Blame someone else for your bad code." Finally, a way to attribute those questionable 3 AM coding decisions to your coworkers! The MIT license is just chef's kiss—legally allowing you to distribute your blame. Who needs accountability when you have this repo? Your tech debt just became somebody else's problem!

Welcome to the Ninety-Ninety Rule of programming, where the first 90% of the code takes 10% of the time, and the last 10% takes the other 90%. Nothing quite captures the existential dread of development like thinking you're almost done, only to discover that fixing one stupid button will consume your entire weekend, three energy drinks, and what remains of your sanity. The real initiation into programming isn't learning syntax—it's that moment when you realize every estimation you've ever made was a hilarious fantasy, and that hamburger button might as well be the final boss in a game you never agreed to play.