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Ah, the classic binary worldview of a programmer who's had enough of string comparisons! This enum brilliantly reduces all possible human responses to their purest form: Yes = 1 and No = 0 . What makes this extra hilarious is the excessive documentation for something so painfully obvious. Three lines of XML comments just to explain "Yes" and "No" is peak developer overkill. It's like writing a 20-page manual for a light switch. The cherry on top? The file history showing "0 authors, 0 changes" - as if this masterpiece of simplification materialized from the void itself, requiring no human intervention. It's code that writes itself because it's just that obvious!

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OH. MY. GOD. The duality of developers is SENDING ME! 😂 On the left: The chaotic evil developer who nukes the entire codebase with 430 files changed, adds 203,542 lines, deletes 158,119 more, and has the AUDACITY to simply write "fixes" in the patch notes. Like, honey, that's not a patch, that's a whole new universe you just created! On the right: The minimalist zen master who changes ONE single file, adds ONE line, removes ONE line, and then leaves absolutely BLANK patch notes like they're too good to explain their divine intervention. THE DRAMA! I'm definitely the one on the left, causing absolute chaos and then summarizing my 3-day coding bender with "minor tweaks" 💅