The Great Brace Placement War

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Ah, the sweet moment of realization when you discover your worst enemy is actually yourself from two years ago. Nothing like ranting about "horrible functions" and "antipatterns" only to find git blame pointing directly back at you. The real senior developer milestone isn't writing perfect code—it's having the humility to admit that past-you was an absolute disaster who had no idea what they were doing. And future-you will think the same about present-you. It's the circle of code life.

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this person claiming "four years of Git experience" when their entire workflow is clicking buttons in an IDE! 💀 The tragic comedy unfolds in four acts: clicking the branch button, making a change with the most heartfelt commit message ever ("fix this please! Thank you, I love you :)"), typing "fixed" with the eloquence of Shakespeare, and then just... clicking "Commit." THAT'S IT. THAT'S THEIR ENTIRE "GIT EXPERIENCE." Meanwhile, terminal warriors are over here rebasing interactive branches, cherry-picking commits, force-pushing with lease, and writing commit messages that would make your English professor weep tears of joy. But sure, Jan, you're a "Git expert" because you can click a button. I CANNOT EVEN. 🙄

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