The Great Brace Placement War

Content We develop a program for our clients Our clients have no choice but to pay us extra to fix the bugs It is according to the requirements but has lots of bugs Our clients have no choice but to pay us extra to fix the bugs

Content 3d ... Al specialist and Student Security Studies at Leiden University disagree, to some extent. I have been learning to code over the last few weeks, and I noticed that Al is really competent. As long as the developer knows exactly what has to be made and how its made, they can instruct an Al in such a way that it's veery capable. I see it as taking an Al through a process, the process of making. I outline the process, the Al handles the specific tasks within

Content close ur tabs. If it's meant to be, you'll find ur way back"

The greatest marketing trick the cloud ever pulled was convincing developers that servers don't exist. Turns out "serverless" is just someone else's server with a fancy API and a premium price tag. It's like ordering food delivery and pretending your kitchen doesn't exist because you didn't cook. The shocked cat face is every developer the moment they realize they've been bamboozled by buzzwords. Next they'll try selling us "codeless programming" that's just code hidden behind a drag-and-drop interface.

The six horsemen of desperation in debugging: First panel: Drowning in log files like an archaeological dig through digital garbage. "Maybe the answer is in line 4,372!" Second panel: Setting breakpoints with the strategic planning of a toddler playing Jenga. "Let's stop at EVERY. SINGLE. LINE." Third panel: Pair programming with a rubber duck that judges your life choices harder than your parents ever did. "This code is quacked up" is the understatement of the century. Fourth panel: StackOverflow - where you copy-paste solutions with the blind faith of someone following a cake recipe written in hieroglyphics. "It worked for that guy from 2011, surely nothing has changed!" Fifth panel: Making a pact with the devil because selling your soul seems reasonable when you've been debugging for 16 straight hours. "Eternal damnation? Still better than this bug." Final panel: Rebranding the bug as a "feature" - the intellectual equivalent of sweeping dirt under a rug and calling it interior design. Pure genius.

Content junior dev: why is it important to include comments in the codebase? me: because they supoorts future reading and modification junior dev: how come your code has none? Listen here, you little shit