The Great Brace Placement War

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The ultimate developer fitness plan doesn't exi— Imagine turning your coding incompetence into physical excellence. One pushup per error? Six months later you're basically a Greek god while your code is still a dumpster fire. The best part? The more terrible you are at programming, the better your gains. Finally, a workout routine that rewards failure! Junior devs would be bench pressing cars while senior devs remain scrawny because they actually know what they're doing. The ultimate irony of software development.

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Poor intern just discovered the eternal punishment that is documentation. That look of betrayal when you realize writing docs isn't a one-off task but a never-ending nightmare that will haunt your entire career. The innocence is gone. The rage is building. Welcome to software development, kid—where code is temporary but documentation is forever. And somehow always outdated anyway.

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