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Content PYCharm Accidently Clicks "Debug" instead of "Run" This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years ProarammerHumor.io

Your friend wasn't speechless because your code was good. They were having an existential crisis watching you check 95 individual age values instead of using a simple comparison operator. It's like building a staircase one pebble at a time when you could just use a ramp. That moment when if age >= 18 would've saved you 90 lines of code and your dignity. But hey, at least you're thorough!

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