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OH. MY. GOD. The TRAUMA of sitting through a two-hour meeting with "the business" only to emerge with your soul COMPLETELY CRUSHED and ZERO understanding of what they actually want! 💀 One minute they need a "simple dashboard," the next it's a "cross-platform AI-powered ecosystem with blockchain integration" that needs to be done by FRIDAY! And you're just sitting there, dead inside, wondering if they're speaking English or summoning an ancient demon with their requirements! The perfect face of developer despair when you realize you've just nodded your way through seventeen pivots and now have NO IDEA what the requirement actually is anymore. But you'll figure it out... you always do... right before they change it again!

THE BETRAYAL! The programming world depicted as an Among Us game where HTML5 is DRAMATICALLY revealed as the impostor because it's not ACTUALLY a programming language! The absolute SCANDAL of it all! HTML strutting around in its markup language disguise, pretending to be part of the cool programming gang with CSS, JavaScript, PHP and others. The AUDACITY! Meanwhile, real programming languages are looking at HTML like "Honey, you're just formatting text and we all know it." The ultimate tech world gatekeeping moment that has divided friendships and started keyboard wars since the dawn of web development!

Content Hey what's this code? PythonScript? Yeah It's PythonScript, a new programming language I've created So it must be based on Python? Yeah! Well, not really... OK, so it's a totally different language which has nothing to do with Python but you named it PythonScript to add to general levels confusion in the web community? Exactly PythonScript is like Python in the same way that JavaScript is like Javo! CommitStrip.com

Finally, a keyboard that matches my coding style! Just one giant tab key for those who believe proper indentation is the only thing that matters in code reviews. Who needs actual logic when your code looks good? Microsoft really understands that 90% of programming is just frantically hitting tab until your code aligns perfectly before the senior dev walks by your desk. The other 10% is Stack Overflow, obviously.

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