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Asking regex to be normal is like asking a cat to fetch your mail. The screaming response of incomprehensible symbols is exactly what happens when you're desperately trying to validate an email address at 2AM while your deadline looms. That chaotic string of brackets, backslashes, and special characters isn't just regex being difficult—it's regex being its authentic self. And honestly, would we even recognize it if it made sense? The true developer rite of passage is writing a regex pattern, forgetting what it does, then being too afraid to modify it when it somehow works.

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Content TAVASCRIPT DEVS: IS SUCKS NOOO! PEOPLE HATE IS FOR NO REASON IT'S THE PROGRAMMERS FAULT FOR BEING INCOMPETENT. PHP DEVS: PHP SUCKS YES IT DOES

Content Ben Halpern bendhalpern Sometimes when I'm writing Javascript I want to throw up my hands and say "this is bullshit!" but I can never remember what "this" refers to

Content 2 3 Programming is not confusing at all, just 4 remember: 5 6 Strings are unrelated to threads 7 Yarn is completely different entirely 8 9 C is unrelated to C but related to C. 10 D also exists. 11 12 Java is unrelated to Javascript 13 but closely related to C " 4 15 Doubles and longs are the same length. 1 6 17 Keep endangered pandas inside pythons. 18 19 Remember to remove orphans