Truly Terrifying

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Truly Terrifying

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The scariest jack-o'-lantern for developers isn't a ghost or monster—it's the Java logo carved into a pumpkin! Nothing says "Halloween horror" quite like the thought of maintaining legacy Java code with 500 AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBeans lurking in the shadows. This pumpkin doesn't say "Boo!"—it whispers "Your application needs another dependency update" when you least expect it. Truly terrifying indeed!

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