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Nothing says "revolutionary leader" quite like deleting those 17 unused classes from your codebase that someone created "just in case we need them later." The crowds cheer! Your git commit is hailed as heroic! The build time decreases by 0.03 seconds! Truly, you've liberated your fellow developers from the tyranny of bloated inheritance hierarchies and half-baked abstractions. Next week's revolution: removing all those interface classes with only one implementation. The people demand freedom from unnecessary indirection!

Self-loathing is the programmer's default state—until they encounter Java. The comic perfectly captures that moment when you realize your hatred for verbose syntax, endless boilerplate, and "AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean" monstrosities somehow exceeds your existential developer despair. It's that special feeling when you'd rather debug your own spaghetti code than deal with another NullPointerException. At least your psychological issues don't require 5GB of RAM just to say "hello world."

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