Oh. My. GOD. This is the programming equivalent of creating a monster that defies the laws of nature! 😱 Writing a JavaScript compiler in C++ is just Tuesday for hardcore devs, but a C++ compiler IN JAVASCRIPT?! That's like trying to fit an elephant into a matchbox while the matchbox is ON FIRE. The sheer AUDACITY of someone who would attempt such madness! They're not just playing with fire—they're juggling nuclear warheads while riding a unicycle across Niagara Falls. Whoever attempts this unholy abomination clearly has no fear, no boundaries, and probably no remaining sanity. Stay far, FAR away from that person at hackathons!
The Ultimate Programming Fear
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