Every Developer's Kryptonite

Programming languages Legacy code Mainframe Cobol Banking systems Enterprise software Developer fears Outdated tech Ancient technology

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Every Developer's Kryptonite

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Just like vampires fear sunshine and Superman fears kryptonite, modern developers run screaming from COBOL code. That ancient green screen with its uppercase commands might as well be garlic to a vampire. The joke's on us though—those legacy COBOL systems still run 95% of ATM transactions and most airline booking systems. Nothing strikes fear in the heart of a 20-something React developer quite like being told "we need you to maintain this 60-year-old mainframe code." Career kryptonite indeed.

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