What Are The Odds

reddit Function design Developer debates Conventions Method signatures Parameter order Needle in haystack
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What Are The Odds
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The perfect programming joke doesn't exi--

Someone on r/Showerthoughts casually drops "Not many people have ever actually searched for a needle in a haystack" and then a Java dev immediately starts debating method parameter order.

That's the most Java thing ever. While the rest of us are contemplating life's metaphors, Java devs are arguing whether it should be findNeedle(haystack) or haystack.findNeedle() because god forbid we don't follow proper convention while searching for imaginary needles in theoretical haystacks.

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