We Are Not Beating The Allegations

The eternal ritual of the programmer: commanding the current side project to remain silent while being seduced by the siren call of a shiny new idea. That dopamine hit from starting something fresh is just *chef's kiss* - while your half-finished projects collect digital dust in that special GitHub folder we never speak of. The cemetery of "I'll get back to this later" grows another tombstone.

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OH MY GOD, the AUDACITY of those online courses! 💅 "Learn Any Programming Language 100%" they scream, and developers are like "SIGN ME UP!" *aggressively flies toward it* But mention "Algorithms & Data Structures" and suddenly everyone's doing a 180° mid-air like they've spotted a venomous snake! The plane literally CANNOT get away fast enough! Heaven forbid we actually learn the foundational concepts that make us, you know, ACTUAL DEVELOPERS. 🙄 It's the coding equivalent of wanting dessert without eating your vegetables first. Sweetie, that syntax sugar won't save you when your O(n²) algorithm brings production to its knees!

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