We Are Not Beating The Allegations

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We Are Not Beating The Allegations

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A furry mascot for a College of Computing Studies. The CS department chose violence when they picked that mascot. Somewhere, a sysadmin is sighing while updating the DNS records to point to "yiff.edu". The dean probably thought it was "just a cute animal character" while every student under 30 knows exactly what's going on.

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