We Are Not Beating The Allegations

Content Freddie Carthy FreddieCarthy After 10 years as an engineer including 2 as an Engineering Manager I'm happy to say that I finally qualify for some of these Junior Dev roles I've seen posted around 2:28 PM 26 Mar 21 Twitter for iPhone

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The evolution of function naming clarity across programming languages! The meme shows how the same concept gets progressively mangled: JavaScript: Beautiful, clean promptUserAndCloseProgram() function declaration. Python: Still readable with snake_case prompt_user_and_close_program() . Java: Verbose but understandable public static void promptUserAndCloseProgram() . C++: Complete descent into madness with nStC* pmptusrnclxprg(nStC* stcd) - vowels? Who needs 'em! Readability? Never heard of it! It's the programmer's journey from "I write self-documenting code" to "I'll remember what this does" to "what the heck did I write last week?"

Content Null is safer than zero: A water glass with zero water can be broken and you can't break a glass if it doesn't exist!

OH THE SHEER HORROR! That moment when QA swoops in like a detective from a crime drama, pointing at your precious creation with accusatory paws. "We found the issue" they declare, while your soul slowly withers into the void. Your inner voice is literally BEGGING: "Don't say it's my code please" - as if the universe would grant such mercy! Spoiler alert: it's ALWAYS your code. The audacity of hoping it might be someone else's mistake! Your fragile programmer ego is about to be shattered into a million semicolons, and all you can do is pray to the Stack Overflow gods for a quick and painless execution. We've all been there, frantically rehearsing excuses like "it works on my machine" while silently contemplating a new career as a goat farmer.

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