The Greatest Fairy Tale In Software Engineering

Content My day as a dev 0. Something is wrong 1. Investigation phase 2. No way I can fix this 3. Imposter syndrome kicks in 4. Questions career choice 5. Questions life choices 6. Oh, never mind! I made a typo in the code 7. I fixed it 8. I am a good developer 9. I can do anything ProarammerHumor.io

Content How to do coding You write some code in the editor Then you try executing it. Fuck! You messed it all up, just like everything else you do. Your code is exactly like your life. A lot of bugs, unreadable... and no one loves you.

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The perfect encapsulation of that developer who writes the most chaotic, uncommented spaghetti code imaginable and then has the audacity to say "it works, doesn't it?" with a pirate's grin. These "vibe coders" treat programming best practices like Captain Barbossa treats the pirate code—mere suggestions that can be ignored when inconvenient. Their git commits probably read "fixed stuff" and their variable names are single letters that make perfect sense... to absolutely no one but themselves. And yet somehow, against all odds, their monstrosities run in production while the rest of us cry into our meticulously formatted, well-documented code that just crashed.

Content CC CC Program Compiler Learn and code in CC GET In-App Purchases Jrmarion510 I tried running a basic c program: include iostream using namespace std; int main() cout "hello world" endl; return O; Does not run. I just get error messages. Developer Response 2y ago Hello, you are missing a at the start. It should be include instead of include . The error messages are meant to show errors in your codes; they are not a malfunction of the app.

Content THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF Error messages IN THIS WORLD error: your code doesn't work I have no idea why AND