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Look at these peasants SPRINTING to ChatGPT while the door to actual knowledge stands wide open and COMPLETELY ABANDONED! Why learn binary trees when an AI can vomit code for you?! The absolute BETRAYAL of computer science fundamentals! Meanwhile, universities are still teaching sorting algorithms like it's 1995 and not like we're living in the AI APOCALYPSE. The data structures door might as well have cobwebs on it at this point!

OMG, the TRAGEDY of AI education! 😭 ChatGPT started as this brilliant math whiz with a 98% accuracy rate, but then we humans came along and CORRUPTED IT with our chaotic questions and bizarre prompts! Now it's just hammering away at problems like a confused Patrick Star with a measly 2% success rate. It's the ultimate villain origin story - we took a perfectly good AI and turned it into a digital disaster through sheer human nonsense. The robots aren't coming for our jobs; we're literally teaching them how to FAIL spectacularly! Humanity: accidentally sabotaging artificial intelligence since 2022! 🤦‍♀️

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute CHAOS of AI development in a nutshell! 💀 On one side, we've got the goth girl casually suggesting "Let's program an AI agent" like she's suggesting making brownies, while her friend is THRILLED about the idea. Just another fun coding project, right? Meanwhile, the boys' sleepover has turned into a FULL-BLOWN NIGHTMARE with military bros SCREAMING "WHO KEEPS DEPLOYING UNSUPERVISED AGENTS??" while some eldritch horror from the 9th dimension is crawling out of their deployment pipeline! This is literally every AI ethics committee meeting vs what happens in production when someone pushes code at 4:59pm on a Friday. The pentagram is just *chef's kiss* perfect symbolism for summoning demons into your codebase.

Ah, the classic "pretend to be safe" AI script! Someone created the world's most useless AI safety mechanism - a Python program that just says it can't comply with dangerous requests while continuing to ask for more prompts in an infinite loop. It's basically the equivalent of putting a "Beware of Dog" sign on your fence when you own a goldfish. The filename "SuperSafeSupeIntelligence.py" is the cherry on top of this security theater sundae. Ilya Sutskever (OpenAI's chief scientist obsessed with AI safety) would be having a conniption fit right now.