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Real Cloud Storage
Cloud Devops AWS Azure Gcp
5 days ago 61.2K views 1 shares
Real Cloud Storage
Finally found the data center where my AWS instances are running. Turns out "elastic compute cloud" is just cotton balls on shelves. No wonder my database queries are taking forever - they're being processed by literal fluff. At least their disaster recovery plan is solid: a spray bottle and a fan.

Old Man Yells At Cloud Services
Cloud Devops AWS Azure Gcp
10 days ago 85.2K views 0 shares
Old Man Yells At Cloud Services
The cloud revolution has turned every sysadmin into Grandpa Simpson. Remember when we had to physically touch our servers? When DNS issues meant actual phone calls? Now we're just shouting at AWS outages, GCP pricing surprises, and Azure's console that redesigns itself every 3 months. We've gone from racking servers to arguing with JSON files and wondering why our bill suddenly doubled because we forgot to terminate that one instance running in us-east-1. The future is here—it's just abstracted, expensive, and makes us yell at the sky.

The Perfect Tech Stack Acronym Fail
React Webdev AWS Javascript Programming
10 days ago 89.4K views 0 shares
The Perfect Tech Stack Acronym Fail
The modern developer's nightmare spelled out in logos - RETARD : R eact, E xpress, T ailwind, A WS, R edis, D eno. Someone at marketing definitely got fired for not checking the acronym before approving this stack. Imagine the CTO's face during the presentation: "Our revolutionary RETARD stack will disrupt the industry!" *awkward silence* *single cough from the back row* The irony is that individually, these are actually decent technologies. Together? Career suicide in your next standup meeting.

Go Homeless In Less Than A Month
AWS Devops Programming Cloud
11 days ago 81.8K views 0 shares
Go Homeless In Less Than A Month
Forget smoking and overpriced coffee - the real financial death spiral is forgetting about that EC2 instance you spun up "just to test something real quick." Nothing says "surprise bankruptcy" quite like getting that AWS bill showing you've been hosting the digital equivalent of an empty room for $200/day. The cloud giveth scalability, and the cloud taketh away your rent money. Next time you're debugging at 2 AM, set a calendar reminder titled "DO YOU WANT TO LIVE IN A CARDBOARD BOX?"

Mandatory Copilot Course: From Tech Mastery To Prompt Engineering
AI Kubernetes AWS Programming Cloud
11 days ago 87.8K views 0 shares
Mandatory Copilot Course: From Tech Mastery To Prompt Engineering
Oh how the mighty have fallen! 💀 Remember when companies expected you to master 17 different technologies, frameworks, and certifications in the time it takes to microwave a burrito? Now they're just like "Here's a course on how to ask an AI to do your job for you." The absolute AUDACITY of these companies thinking they can replace our blood, sweat, and Stack Overflow tears with "Hey Copilot, make me look competent." Next they'll be offering courses on "How to look busy while an LLM writes your entire codebase" and "Advanced techniques in taking credit for AI-generated solutions." The tech industry's evolution from "prove your worth through impossible certifications" to "just learn to type good prompts" is the greatest betrayal since they removed the headphone jack!

I'm Doing My Part (Against AWS)
AWS Devops Programming Cloud
13 days ago 84.5K views 0 shares
I'm Doing My Part (Against AWS)
When AWS sends you a bill for $14.74 from four years ago, you become the silent resistance fighter. While everyone's making grand gestures canceling Prime accounts over Amazon's latest controversy, you're quietly fighting the system by "forgetting" to pay that ancient cloud hosting bill for your abandoned side project. It's not tax evasion, it's a principled stand against corporate memory! The AWS debt collectors can pry that $14.74 from your cold, dead keyboard.

New Cloud Architecture
Security Devops AWS Azure Gcp
22 days ago 140.7K views 0 shares
New Cloud Architecture
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of modern cloud architecture! First we're all like "let's just vibe code" because who needs structure or security when you're disrupting industries, right?! 🙄 But then reality SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE when you put on those glasses and suddenly see what you've actually created—"Vulnerability as a Service"! HONEY, your startup isn't being innovative, it's being a 24/7 all-you-can-hack buffet for every script kiddie with a keyboard! The transformation from blissful ignorance to horrifying clarity is sending me into orbit! This is basically every CTO the morning after saying "we'll fix the security issues in the next sprint" for the 37th time in a row!

Coding Is Not That Hard (I'll Master It By Next Tuesday)
Programming Devops AWS StackOverflow Databases
24 days ago 126.3K views 1 shares
Coding Is Not That Hard (I'll Master It By Next Tuesday)
Ah, the classic "I could learn your entire career in 9 days" delusion! Nothing screams Dunning-Kruger effect quite like someone claiming they could master APIs, databases, and AWS deployment infrastructure in just over a week. The perfect response from our hero: "An actual coder would not make this comment." Brutal, efficient, and absolutely correct. It's like watching someone claim they could become a brain surgeon after watching a YouTube tutorial. And then the cherry on top - the original poster doubling down with "I could learn in 8 or 9 days" while completely missing that running production systems requires experience no bootcamp can provide. Sure, buddy, and I'll be playing Carnegie Hall after a weekend with a piano app.

There Are Four Rules Now
AWS Devops Programming Backend Cloud
1 month ago 108.3K views 0 shares
There Are Four Rules Now
DARLING, SWEETIE, HONEY! The SRE just found the ultimate money-burning hack! 🔥💸 Spend $100M in a month? CHILD'S PLAY when you unleash the apocalyptic billing nightmare that is AWS! One forgotten test instance and BOOM - your cloud bill looks like the GDP of a small nation! The genie's face when realizing AWS exists is the EXACT same expression your finance team makes when they see your "small prototype" somehow cost more than your annual salary. The fourth rule was INEVITABLE, darling!

The $500 Per Minute Motivation Technique
AWS AI Devops Cloud
1 month ago 115.0K views 0 shares
The $500 Per Minute Motivation Technique
When your bank account is the ultimate motivational coach! This dev created the most financially terrifying alarm clock in existence - an AI that spins up 100 premium EC2 instances at 6 AM, burning $500 per minute if not stopped. It's basically turning AWS into a personal sleep deprivation weapon. Nothing says "rise and shine" like the sound of your credit card melting. The cloud computing equivalent of putting your alarm clock across the room, except this one threatens financial ruin instead of just being annoying. The perfect solution for developers who think coffee is too gentle a way to start the morning. Fear of bankruptcy: 100% effective!

Run An EC2 For 5 Mins And Win
AWS Devops Programming Cloud
1 month ago 113.1K views 0 shares
Run An EC2 For 5 Mins And Win
The ultimate cheat code for burning through money: Amazon Web Services! 💸 Anyone who's ever received an unexpected AWS bill knows the pain. You spin up an EC2 instance thinking "I'll just test this quickly" and suddenly your credit card is sobbing in the corner. The SRE in this joke knows that AWS could easily burn through $100M without breaking a sweat – no gambling or frivolous spending required! The genie adding a fourth rule is basically saying, "Nice try, smartypants. I'm not falling for that cloud computing money pit."

The $500-Per-Minute Alarm Clock
AWS AI Devops Programming Cloud
1 month ago 203.7K views 0 shares
The $500-Per-Minute Alarm Clock
Nothing kicks your brain into high gear like the threat of financial ruin! This genius created the ultimate wake-up call by programming an AI to launch 100 premium EC2 instances at 6 AM daily. For the uninitiated, EC2 instances are Amazon's cloud computing servers that can cost hundreds of dollars per hour for the high-end ones. The sheer terror of potentially burning $500 per minute because you hit snooze one too many times? That's motivation no amount of coffee could ever provide. The cloud computing equivalent of putting your alarm clock across the room, except this one threatens to empty your bank account. The best part? "I haven't missed a day so far." Yeah, no kidding. Nothing says "rise and shine" like impending bankruptcy!