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Content Me waiting for my docker containers to rebuild after fixing a missing semicolon:

The perfect visual guide to container technologies that no documentation could ever match: Docker: A single shipping container. Simple, isolated, gets the job done. "It works on my machine" finally became "it works in my container." Docker Compose: Multiple containers stacked together like building blocks. For when your app is too complex for just one container but you still want to pretend everything is under control. Kubernetes: Complete chaos with containers falling off the ship into the ocean. What started as "let's orchestrate our containers" ends with "why is our production environment swimming with the fishes?" The perfect representation of what happens when you try to scale without understanding what you're doing. The accuracy is painful. Four years of computer science education just to end up googling "why is my pod crashing" at 3 AM.

Content Schizophrenia S a type 1 hypervisor What? You know like.. If a personality can be described as an OS and the patient can have multiple instances at the same time, technically they are a hypervi Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

Content STOP DOING GIT CODE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE BRANCHES YEARS OF MERGING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for DECENTRALIZED VERSION CONTROL Wanted to keep multiple versions of a file for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "file. copy2-final.js". "Yes, please PUSH your code into my FORK. CHERRY-PICK A COMMIT" - Statements dreamed by the utterly Deranged "Hello, I'd like to show you my changes. Sure, JUST CREATE A BRANCH, PUSH TO ORIGIN and CREATE A PULL REQUEST" (When we had perfectly working flash drives) ???? ??????? ????????????? Devops have played us for absolute fools

Content Netlify Netlify What tool do you use to switch Node versions? nvm. I figured it out. 6:39 PM Feb 22, 2022 Twitter Web App

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