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HONEY, THE FEDS AREN'T AFTER YOUR WEED, THEY'RE AFTER YOUR KUBERNETES CLUSTER! 💀 When your electricity bill is so astronomical from running your home server farm that authorities kick down your door expecting a cannabis operation but find racks of servers instead. The AUDACITY of running Kubernetes in your basement! That power consumption isn't suspicious AT ALL! Next time maybe try mining Bitcoin instead? At least then the raid would make sense!

Finally found the data center where my AWS instances are running. Turns out "elastic compute cloud" is just cotton balls on shelves. No wonder my database queries are taking forever - they're being processed by literal fluff. At least their disaster recovery plan is solid: a spray bottle and a fan.

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You know your infrastructure is in great hands when Cloudflare goes down more often than your college roommate's commitment to leg day. The kid pointing at the 500 error is every developer frantically refreshing isitdownrightnow.com, while the teacher represents your boss who's seen this exact presentation seven weeks in a row. "It's not our code, it's Cloudflare!" becomes the most overused excuse in standup meetings. Plot twist: sometimes it actually IS Cloudflare, and you get to feel vindicated for approximately 3 minutes before realizing half the internet is down with you.