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Content 10:57 TeliaDK N ACE All 77 Tweet Unristne unen a liked Kelly Vaughn kvlly Casual reminder that program- ming on a plane increases your badass level by 14 9:57 PM 20 Sep 19 Twitter for Android 7 Retweets 217 Likes 9 17 moke (I D mokedev - 57m V Replying to kvlly You don't even have to deploy because it's already on the cloud BUDAN ISSS GIF 36 Tweet vour replv

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Someone really looked at their codebase and said "let's make one class do literally everything." Entity, DTO, Domain Model, API Contract, AND Kafka Message? That's not code reuse, that's architectural Stockholm syndrome. Sure, you saved yourself from writing a few mappers, but now your database entity knows about your message broker, your API exposes internal IDs, and your domain logic is coupled to JSON serialization annotations. Good luck explaining to the new junior why changing a Kafka field breaks the database migration. The tears in that meme? Those are from the poor soul who has to refactor this nightmare six months later when requirements change. Separation of concerns died so you could avoid writing three extra classes.

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