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Content README.md FauxPilot This is an attempt to build a locally hosted version of GitHub Copilot. It uses the SalesForce CodeGen models inside of NVIDIA's Triton Inference Server with the FasterTransformer backend. Prerequisites You'll need: Docker docker -compose 1.28 An NVIDIA GPU with enough VRAM to run the model you want. nvidia-docker Note that the VRAM requirements listed by setup. sh are total - if you have multiple GPUs, you can split the model across them. So, if you have two NVIDIA RTX 3080 GPUs, you should be able to run the 6B model by putting half on each GPU Support and Warranty Imao

Content Ffs It is fucking tough to keep up with these changing tools Mother fuckers come up with unpronounceable names. Fuck it. Apparantly plume and flume are two things that do what flink does poorly Snowpark is what snowflake came up with to do stuff like pyspark does, but nothing does that better than databricks. Which is a datalakehouse Apparantly dataware house and data lake now need to be married because someone now has data that big and complex And delta lake does some more fancy shit but with delta tables And delta here does not mean what you think it means Man Fuck this shit Kubernetese make your dick shrink ProdrammerHumor.io

Remember when Microsoft thought servers would die? Fast forward to today where we're all just renting someone else's server and calling it "the cloud." The internet train absolutely demolished that 1980s prediction—now we've got data centers the size of small countries and everyone's obsessed with serverless computing... which ironically runs on even MORE servers. The circle of tech life: everything old becomes new again, just with a fancier marketing budget.

Ah, nothing says "top-notch security" like giving a 25-year-old access to government databases AND AI systems, then watching them accidentally paste an API key on GitHub. Because what could possibly go wrong when someone has access to both Social Security data and cutting-edge LLMs? This is peak "move fast and break things" energy, except the "things" are national security and AI safeguards. The sarcastic "should fill all Americans with a deep sense of confidence" is chef's kiss material. Future historians will call this the "control-C, control-V apocalypse."

Content Noo!! Cloud brings the software and scalability!! cloud is just someone else's computer 34 34 cloud is just someone's else's computer 14 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 70 85 100 115 130 2 0.1 145

Nothing stops productivity quite like "AWS is down." When Amazon's cloud services take a nap, half the internet goes with it. The beauty is watching managers who were just demanding updates suddenly back away slowly when they hear those three magical words. It's the digital equivalent of pulling the fire alarm in high school, except this one's actually legitimate. The stick figure's smug delivery says it all - they've found the holy grail of acceptable work stoppages. And really, what are you supposed to do? Debug the entire AWS infrastructure yourself? I think not.