THE AUDACITY! All these years they've been selling us this magical "cloud" concept, promising our data is floating in some mystical digital heaven. Then you peek behind the curtain and—GASP—it's just regular computers... ON THE GROUND! Not suspended in fluffy white clouds! Not powered by unicorn dreams! Just boring server racks sitting in warehouses, probably in New Jersey or something. My entire tech career is built on a LIE! Next thing you'll tell me is that Big Data isn't actually physically larger than Regular Data. I'm having an existential crisis right now. 💀
We've Been Bamboozled
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