When AI Replaces Humans And Chaos Ensues

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Ah, the dystopian future we've built ourselves! Smart beds that need AWS to function properly is peak 21st century nonsense. Imagine spending $3000 on a bed that suddenly decides to turn into a George Foreman grill because some server farm in Virginia had a hiccup. This is why my grandpa's wooden bed frame from 1962 remains undefeated. Zero cloud dependencies, zero chance of waking up at a 45-degree angle because a DevOps intern pushed to production on a Friday afternoon. Remember when "it just works" meant something actually worked? Now it means "it just works until the next outage, then you're sleeping in a hot dog toaster."

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The tech industry's most expensive learning curve visualized perfectly. When you're new to coding, you're that poor stick figure stepping on a rake for a $50,252 lesson. But after gaining experience? You're still stepping on the same expensive rake—just with more confidence and style while skateboarding down stairs. The real skill isn't avoiding mistakes; it's making them look intentional while your AWS bill quietly bankrupts you in the background. Senior developers don't make fewer mistakes—they just know how to fall with pizzazz .

Even billionaires aren't immune to the classic cloud computing blunder. Somewhere in AWS headquarters, a monitoring alert is screaming while Bezos' net worth plummets by the millisecond. The true cost of forgetting to terraform destroy your test environment. This is why DevOps engineers wake up in cold sweats at 3am wondering "did I turn everything off?"