Time-Traveling AI Enthusiast

Finally, a sorting algorithm with the computational complexity of O($$). Just send your array to GPT, pay a few cents, and get it back sorted. Perfect for when you need your data arranged but can't be bothered to remember how quicksort works. The best part? If your array isn't sorted correctly, you can just claim it's because the AI "didn't understand the vibe" of your integers.

Forget complex algorithms! This Python developer decided to outsource the "is odd number" check to ChatGPT. Just casually burning through API credits to determine if a number has a remainder when divided by 2. The function makes a full API call, parses the response, and checks if the answer contains "yes" - all to replace a simple return number % 2 != 0 . Peak computational efficiency! 💸

Copilot: "I executed the Python code" but forgot the actual code part! Classic AI assistant move - all results, zero implementation. That's like a chef saying "I cooked the meal, here's your empty plate!" The timestamp is there, but where's the datetime.now().strftime() magic that made it happen? Developers staring at this response are left to figure out the datetime formatting incantations themselves. The irony of an AI coding assistant that skips the most important part - the code!

The circle of AI delegation is complete! Senior dev thinks they've discovered a brilliant management hack by treating juniors like neural networks and writing detailed prompts for them. Meanwhile, the junior is just copying those prompts straight into ChatGPT and letting the actual neural network do the work. It's basically prompt engineering inception - the senior dev is unknowingly prompt engineering for an AI through a human middleman who's adding zero value to the process. This is peak 2023 software development efficiency!

Ah, the classic programmer identity crisis. Someone asked for the most useful programming languages for 2025 and got Swift, C++, Go, and JavaScript mixed in with French, Japanese, Arabic, and German. Guess the algorithm can't tell the difference between talking to computers and talking to humans. Probably trained on Stack Overflow comments where both are equally incomprehensible. At least they didn't recommend COBOL - that would've been a real sign of AI hallucination.

Ah, the mathematical reality check we didn't ask for but desperately needed. This dev just proudly announced that AI multiplied their productivity by 5x, taking them from a "0.1x developer" to a... wait for it... "0.5x developer." Still not even hitting the baseline of 1x! It's that special kind of self-deprecating humor that cuts deep because somewhere in your soul, you're wondering if ChatGPT is just making your mediocre code slightly less mediocre. The dream of becoming a 10x developer remains exactly that—a dream—while we celebrate our journey from "completely useless" to "somewhat functional."