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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of these job listings! 💀 What started as a joke is now the HORRIFYING REALITY of tech recruiting. They're not looking for a "full stack developer" - they're demanding a supernatural being who can single-handedly replace an ENTIRE IT DEPARTMENT while probably offering "competitive salary" (translation: barely above minimum wage). Next they'll require you to build a time machine so you can work 48 hours in a 24-hour day! And don't forget the "5+ years experience" in technologies that have existed for 2 years! The modern tech job market is basically just corporate execs screaming "DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE!" while throwing peanuts at desperate developers.

Finally, a Git command that matches what we're all thinking! This fake package lets you rewrite Git history to blame your bugs on someone else, complete with a savage "You're officially an asshole" confirmation message. Every senior dev has fantasized about this after inheriting legacy code from that one colleague who mysteriously left right before their spaghetti code exploded in production. The Linus Torvalds endorsement is just chef's kiss perfection - because nothing says "authentic Git experience" like casual profanity and shifting responsibility.

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Oh sweet merciful motherboards! Your company just gave ChatGPT admin privileges?! The ULTIMATE "what could POSSIBLY go wrong" scenario! 💀 It's like handing the nuclear launch codes to a toddler who just discovered what buttons do! One minute you're asking it to reset a password, the next it's "accidentally" deleting your entire production database because someone asked it nicely. Pray to the silicon gods that it doesn't decide your security protocols are "inefficient" and "could use some optimization" at 2AM while you're sleeping! Your career now hangs by a prompt!