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The Path Separator Wars
Linux MacOS Windows Programming Backend
11 days ago 82.4K views 0 shares
The Path Separator Wars
The eternal battle between path separators! Linux/Mac users wield their elegant forward slashes (/) like Luke's lightsaber, while Windows users come at you with those menacing backslashes (\\) like Darth Vader. Try writing cross-platform code and you'll find yourself in this exact lightsaber duel. Nothing says "I've chosen the dark side" quite like having to escape every single path with double backslashes. May the path.normalize() be with you.

The Linux User Origin Story
Linux MacOS Windows Programming
13 days ago 66.4K views 0 shares
The Linux User Origin Story
Someone suggests studying the correlation between kids who started on Mac vs Windows and their problem-solving skills. A user replies they installed Linux at age 12, to which the original poster responds "Autistic children will be discluded from the study for skewing results." The Linux community's self-burn is so radioactive it would trigger a SCRAM at a nuclear plant. Nothing says "I'm technically superior and socially challenged" quite like bragging about compiling your own kernel before puberty.

Mac OS Apps In 2025
MacOS Swift Javascript Python Frontend
14 days ago 67.7K views 0 shares
Mac OS Apps In 2025
The evolution of developer excitement is directly proportional to app bloat. Swift? Meh. PyQt? Getting interesting. Electron at 300MB? Now we're talking! Electron at 700MB? Mind-blown! But that 7MB installer that downloads a 700MB Electron app? Pure ecstasy. Remember when we used to optimize for performance? Now we're just wrapping web browsers in desktop shells and calling it innovation. The best part is watching product managers celebrate "small installer size" while conveniently forgetting about the bandwidth-crushing download that follows. Peak software engineering of our time.

Touch Grass: Command Not Found
Bash MacOS Programming Linux Debugging
14 days ago 77.7K views 0 shares
Touch Grass: Command Not Found
When your non-programmer friend suggests "going outside" as if that's a real solution to debugging, so you maliciously comply by running Unix commands on your Mac. The terminal doesn't care about your social deficiencies - it just tells you there's no such file as "grass". Typical. Now you're back to square one with a syntax error and vitamin D deficiency.

The Duality Of Operating Systems
Linux MacOS Windows Programming
18 days ago 70.0K views 0 shares
The Duality Of Operating Systems
The holy war of operating systems continues unabated. First, we've got Winnie the Pooh showing his progression from "meh" about Windows to sophisticated gentleman for Linux, then suddenly turning feral for macOS. Then the second image delivers the punchline - the bell curve of intelligence showing that both the lowest and highest IQ developers prefer Mac for its "user-friendliness," while the average devs in the middle are divided between Windows zealots preaching "freedom and compatibility" and Linux users who don't even need to justify their superiority complex. After 15 years in this industry, I've realized we're all just chimps with keyboards arguing about which banana tastes better while our IDEs crash regardless of platform.

Apple Now Catering To The Severed Floor
Apple Hardware MacOS
20 days ago 101.9K views 0 shares
Apple Now Catering To The Severed Floor
The "Lumon Terminal Pro" sitting alongside MacBook Air and MacBook Pro is a brilliant nod to the dystopian Apple TV+ show "Severance" where employees use retro-looking terminals at Lumon Industries. It's like Apple decided, "Hey, our products aren't overpriced and cultish enough, let's add a computer that literally separates your work memories from your personal life!" Next up: iLobotomy Pro Max, starting at just $5,999 (brain not included).

A Meme Istoleon Fb
Linux MacOS
1 month ago 32.8K views 0 shares
aMemeIStoleonFB | linux-memes, ux-memes, macos-memes, mac-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I'M THE DUMBEST MAN ALIVE MacOS is also based on Linux YOU'RE CLEARLY DUMBER made with mematic SRGRAFO

No One Asked For This
Java MacOS Microsoft Windows Android
2 months ago 45.1K views 1 shares
noOneAskedForThis | programmer-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, android-memes, program-memes, windows-memes, macos-memes, mac-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Your Grandma Her Cat Switch Users Windows Users rProgrammerHumor Android Users HATRED FOR Linux Users MacOs Users That Don't Even Have Access OneDrive

Yes im a high level programmer
Programming MacOS Microsoft Windows Linux
3 months ago 26.1K views 0 shares
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Content SCRATOR SCRATCH RAT More Scratch High-level programming language Scratch is a high-level block-based visual programming language and website aimed primari at children as an educational tool for programming, with a target audience of ages 8 to 16. Users on the site, called Scratchers, can create projects on the website using a block-like interface. Wikipedia Influenced: Scratchar OS: Microsoft Windows, macos, Linux (via renderer AIMS jos ipados sod Android

Well done.
Programming MacOS Apple
4 months ago 34.4K views 0 shares
Well done. | apple-memes, macos-memes, mac-memes, kde-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content KDE Community kdecommunity 20h WELCOME TO THE CUR suB Apple Hub theapplehub 1d You can now add widgets to your desktop in macOS Sonoma WWDC23 36 17, 427 3.007 da 241K 1

Management
Linux MacOS Microsoft Windows Debugging
11 months ago 22.7K views 0 shares
Management. | developer-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, management-memes, bugs-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, machine-memes, devs-memes, windows-memes, macos-memes, function-memes, internet-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, bot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When the management makes a move without devs approval and proper testing. o redolit Use App Switching to Linux caused our apps to malfunction Hello everybody! Recently, our management decided that switching to the Linux OS would be better. Before that, everyone could work on what they preferred, either macOS or Windows. But, we'd heard a lot of positive feedback about Linux when it comes to managing work processes. That app was developed years ago and ran like a well-oiled machine. The developer gave us the EXE format file. It perfectly runs on Windows, while macOS users could run it through the WineBottler app. We'd never had any bugs with it until we switched to Linux. As far as I know, Linux has no issues reading and running the EXE format files. Sometimes the apps simply can't connect to the internet to get the info from the seaports. Moreover, it stopped recognizing some seaports even though they are still operating. It's become impossible to work in those conditions.

Modern Hiring Practices for Developers | A Tale of Two Candidates
Javascript Swift MacOS Microsoft Windows
12 months ago 122.6K views 0 shares
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