Rm Crowd Strike

Content Nick Craver O NickCraver Please remember, every bit of shitty code we all upload to GitHub helps throw off the ML bots trying to learn how to code just a little bit longer. Be sure to do your part in staving off Skynet. 1:57 am 17 Mar 20 TweetDeck

Content Boss is on the phone talking to client and keeps saying: "yeah, we can do that!", "sure, we can add that too", "I guess we can make it happen before friday" Devs hearing the conversation:

Content Me: has 10 minutes until deadline Windows: I have decided that I want to update

Content chrisk5000 chrisk5000 Almost made fun of an electrician today like "is it an electrician's guild rule that you have to perform 5 minutes of ritual complaining about What Was The Previous Electrician Thinking before you're allowed to fix anything?" but then I remembered I'm a software engineer 6:25 PM Nov 15, 2018 Twitter Web Client 586 Retweets 2.4K Likes

Content Terry A. Davis VS. Sharp Jawline 2 megabyte distribution Wrote his own C dialect, compiler, and entire OS Can talk to god Had no outside help Pope of whites Married to a smart hot e-girl Downloads his OS like a white man using an iso file(easy to install) Terry made TempleS free for use and editing Started at ticketmaster 1990 was nice to who he worked with Linus Torvalds Overweight and Gross No 2 megabyte distribution only wrote linux kernel Stupid athiest Didn't even write all of linux still a stupid athiest married his own student Found linux hard to install milked shittons of money out of linux didn't start at ticketmaster 1990 Total dickhead

Content Jamie Cohen NewandDigital I like how this enthusiastic young woman with a fourth grade education thinks she's going to look at thousands of lines of code and be like thank you m'lord elon for your transparency I understand now o Tomi Lahren TomiLahren Expose the algorithms, elonmusk ALL of them!!! 9.26 PM. 102792 . Twitter for iPhone 6:25 AM 102822 Twitter for iPhone