New Hire

ide terminal

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[text] Anonymous 122824Sat113203 No.103676189 TGRS B R T e PR e it was the only junior spot available so assume she must be great given how many applications we got over 100 asked to get to help get her started P e R e L she doesnt know what terminal is says she only uses GUI she doesnt know how to extract a zip B L AT ey she doesnt know what RAM does i asked as a joke What the fuck is going on Are the new grads cooked or did they just accidentally hire an idiot want to report it but Im N L I L R T

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