It's Always Debian

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It's Always Debian

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The fortune cookie gods have spoken, and they're running Debian! Instead of cryptic wisdom about your future, this cookie's giving you terminal commands.

Nothing says "your destiny is in your own hands" quite like a sudo apt-get install command. At least it's not telling you to recompile your kernel or switch to Arch. That would be a truly unfortunate fortune.

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