It's Always Debian

Ah, the classic "math doesn't matter" approach to OS statistics! This chart showing Windows at 61%, Linux at 47%, macOS at 44%, and "Other" at 1% adds up to a beautiful 153%. It's paired with a WWE-style Scott Steiner math promo where he butchers probability calculations with the confidence of a junior dev pushing to production on Friday afternoon. The real joke? This is exactly how most tech companies present their market dominance - counting every installation twice and rounding up to the nearest "whatever makes us look good." Who needs mathematical consistency when you've got marketing goals to hit?

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