If Only Microsoft Would Commit

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3 months ago 117,062 views 0 shares

If Only Microsoft Would Commit

linux-memes, visual-studio-memes, microsoft-memes, ide-memes, developer-tools-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The eternal longing of Linux developers... dreaming of a fully-functional Visual Studio experience while Microsoft continues to ghost their relationship status. Sure, VS Code exists, but it's like getting a text that says "u up?" at 2am instead of a proper commitment. That purple Visual Studio icon next to the Linux penguin represents the forbidden love that Microsoft keeps teasing but never fully delivers on. The cloud shows what we truly desire in our hearts - a world where we don't have to dual-boot Windows just to use the good IDE.

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