If Only Microsoft Would Commit

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Oh look, it's the final boss of Stack Overflow! This guy's "somewhat confident" after a CS degree and 16 years of experience is like saying the Titanic was "somewhat damp." The retro setup with vintage computers and that hacker aesthetic screams "I was writing code when your IDE was still a twinkle in Microsoft's eye." He's holding that ancient computer like it's a sacred text while silently judging your for-loop efficiency. This is the guy who closes your question as "duplicate" before you finish typing it. His confidence level? Just enough to tell you your perfectly working code is "technically wrong."

Ah, the classic "fake it till you make it" approach to tech careers. This Google engineer proudly listing all the fundamental CS concepts he doesn't understand is like a surgeon announcing they're not quite sure what blood does. The best part? "Polymortism" isn't even a real term - it's polymorphism , buddy. Nothing says "I deserve my six-figure salary" like not knowing what RAM is while working at one of the world's tech giants. This is why your search results have been acting weird lately.

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