For Your Own Good

Content Sir, this spot is for the handicapped only! Eclipse is better than IntelliJ. Sorry for bothering you. Have a nice day!

The ancient ThinkPad begging for sweet release while its obsessive owner keeps upgrading it with new SSDs and RAM modules for the 47th time. That battered keyboard has typed enough lines of Perl to deserve retirement, but no—you've installed Linux on it again and keep bragging about how "they don't make them like this anymore." Meanwhile, the poor machine's fan sounds like a jet engine and the battery lasts exactly 12 minutes, but you're still convinced it's superior to any modern ultrabook. The relationship is basically tech Stockholm syndrome at this point.

The perfect fake etymology doesn't exi-- Whoever created this brilliant linguistic bamboozle deserves a promotion. No, Linux isn't actually Latin for "I don't do windows," but the fake definition perfectly captures the spirit of the Linux vs Windows rivalry. Linux users have been smugly avoiding Microsoft's OS for decades while insisting their terminal commands are actually more intuitive than clicking buttons. The definition even throws shade by implying Windows just pretends things work while Linux shows you the brutal, unfiltered reality. As someone who's stared at kernel panic screens at 2AM, I can confirm Linux definitely shows you what's "really happening" whether you wanted to know or not.

Content de Administrador de tareas Archivo Opciones Vista Procesos Rendimiento Historial de aplicaciones Inicio Usuarios Detalles Servicios X ltimo tiempo de BIOS: 8.6 segundos Nombre Anunciante Estado ELITE-M40 Monitor SPIRIT OF GAMER Habilitado HE EpicGamesLauncher Epic Games, Inc. Habilitado 17 GamingForce TODO: Company name Habilitado 8 Hamachi Client Application LogMeln Inc. Java Update Scheduler Oracle Corporation Microsoft OneDrive Microsoft Corporation I Realtek HD Audio Universal ... Realtek Semiconductor W Send to OneNote Tool Microsoft Corporation Skype Skype 49 Steam Client Bootstrapper Valve Corporation hE Update GitHub (n) Voicemod Voicemod wallpaper32 ( Windows Security notificati. Microsoft Corporation (A Menos detalles Deshabilitado Habilitado Deshabilitado Habilitado Deshabilitado Deshabilitado Habilitado Habilitado Deshabilitado Deshabilitado Habilitado Impacto de ini... Medio Alto Alto Ninguno Medio Ninguno Bajo Ninguno Ninguno Alto Alto Ninguno Ninguno Medio Deshabilitar

Content License agreements of different operating systems MacOS I promise that I will tell every person without asking why Linux is so much better than every other operating system.

Content don't talk to me unless your codebase looks like this Languages HolyC 96.6 Other 0.3 3.1