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Content git status git add file1 file2 git commit -m "Detailed commit message" git push git add . git commit -m "Update" git push --force Drag files here to add them to your repository Or choose vour files Copying code into the Github editor Developing on Github

Content having many open windows across multiple monitors scrolling up and down through your code as if looking for something randomly spamming cd and Is on a terminal sudo apt-get install literally anything Programmerhumor.ic

Random Twitter user: "Your codebase is a mess." FFmpeg (written in C and assembly): "Talk is cheap, send patches." The ultimate open-source mic drop. Nothing says "put up or shut up" quite like challenging critics to actually contribute to a notoriously complex codebase that even seasoned developers approach with caution. It's the programming equivalent of saying "I'd like to see you try" while sipping tea with your pinky out.

Behold, the ULTIMATE PARADOX of programming editor choices! 🤯 Start learning Emacs today, and you'll master it approximately... NEVER. The cosmic joke here is that Emacs is so ridiculously complex that the learning curve resembles Mount Everest with extra spikes. By the twisted logic of this meme, you should've started learning it before you were born to have any hope of mastering it by retirement age. It's basically saying "start yesterday for results next century!" And yet we STILL torture ourselves with it because apparently programmers are masochists with a keyboard fetish. The eternal time debt of Emacs - where every shortcut you learn creates three more you didn't know existed!

The pure existential crisis of a Linux power user forced to use Windows for more than 600 seconds. No terminal? No package manager? GUI for everything?! The emotional damage is real. That moment when you realize you've spent 5 minutes searching for a bash command that doesn't exist in PowerShell and another 5 minutes watching a progress bar that refuses to tell you what it's actually doing. The return to Linux isn't just a preference—it's a spiritual homecoming.

Content MITTISONO Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats." 44.4K J 458 Share Award I have plenty of valid reasons why I yell and berate the servers: 1. They are slow. 2. They don't listen to my commands. 3. They restart unexpectedly. 4. They say "Access Denied" when I OWN THEM. 5. They start updating in the middle of the day. 5 Reply 4 1