Dang It Was Me

Content A distributed denial-of-focus attack (aka DDoF attack) is when you try to focus on one task and your brain maliciously floods your neural network with a massive amount of random thoughts distributed over a large number of neural pathways and thus denying you the required mental capacity to focus on completing the task in a timely manner.

Content JackForge. TheJackForge Mar 23 I'm going to push my sex tape to GitHub. 233 17 136 1,368 Alex alexandev Replying to TheJackForge ... so you're saying it's smaller than 50MB A Tip

Content Choking on tea in front of 300 people during the first Teams meeting Accidentally typing git commands in the Teams chat Explaining code I barely understand to the client Making a pull request that failed all the unit tests then immediately leaving work

Content 9 14:13 ( 16.1k I 741 828 Share 4 Reply ulaasbuk 1h git gud 101 Reply uKirodema 36m git gud git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'. The most similar command is gui Vote 4 Reply uLjustmade 21m I laughed at this more than I should have. 4 Vote I Reply uken adams 18m This guy Gits Vote I Reply uHabeebM 14m 1programmerhumor Vote ucitIz3n 24m git gooey Vinta A Rank ProdrammerHumor.io

Content 17 angus a Retweeted Melinda McClure Haughey MelindaMcClure 9h Good morning to everyone except the UXdevs who did this: Yesterday my grandmother was trying to sign up online for a vaccine waitlist in TX. She had to click back BY MONTH 78 yrs from today in the DOB input ( 930 clicks). No way to type it in. WHY. 10 17 56 211 1 000

Content nodes Modules wish LEBRON JAMES REPORTEDLY FORGOT TO PUT NODE MODULES INTO .GITIGNORE