Years Of JavaScript: The Ultimate Punishment

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Years Of JavaScript: The Ultimate Punishment

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Finnish prison rehabilitation just got savage! The meme shows someone crying while being sentenced to learn JavaScript for two years. Let's be honest - spending two years with JavaScript's quirky type coercion, callback hell, and "undefined is not a function" errors might actually be worse than traditional incarceration. At least in regular prison you don't have to deal with npm dependency nightmares or figure out why your promises are eternally pending. The judge clearly knows true punishment when he sees it!

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