Why Brendan Eich Created JavaScript's Quirky Comparisons

Content 3 rules: - no wishing for death - no falling in love - no bring back dead people I want javascript to support multithreading. There are 4 rules

Ah yes, the presidential decree of bad programming practices. Nothing says "Make Software Great Again" like starting arrays at 1 (a crime in most programming languages), using only global variables (the radioactive waste of code), and deploying untested code straight to production on a Friday (the ultimate "I hate my weekend" power move). It's basically an executive order to create job security through chaos. Ten years of debugging later, you'll still be finding remnants of this administration in your codebase.

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Finally, someone defined the data structure we've all been dealing with for years! That's what happens when you let the junior dev name the interfaces after a late-night debugging session. The properties are surprisingly accurate though - viscosity and amount are definitely numbers you'd want to track, and color as a string makes perfect sense. Just waiting for someone to add the optional "smell" property in the next PR.

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