When you leave a console.log in production

Two senior devs staring intensely at a screen trying to center a div - the most elusive achievement in CSS. Eight years of experience, six-figure salaries, and yet here they are... squinting at margins and padding like they're deciphering ancient hieroglyphics. The eternal frontend struggle captured in feline form. After trying flexbox, grid, and 17 StackOverflow solutions, they'll eventually just add margin: 0 auto and call it "responsive design."

The pinnacle of error handling right here! This dev just casually commented out the error handling with // I missed the part where that's my problem in a webhook function. Sure, let the API call fail silently in production - what could possibly go wrong? Just yeet that error into the void and let future-you (or some poor on-call engineer at 2AM) deal with the consequences when customers start complaining. Classic "works on my machine" energy. The Spider-Man reference makes it even more perfect - with great code comes absolutely zero responsibility, apparently!

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