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Someone who can center a div both vertically AND horizontally without Googling it is basically a mythical creature. Frontend devs have been battling this since the dawn of CSS, cycling through margin auto, flexbox, grid, absolute positioning with transforms, and probably a blood sacrifice or two. The fact that it requires clarification of both axes just adds insult to injury. Flexbox finally made this trivial, but the trauma runs deep. We all still whisper about the dark days of table layouts and vertical-align: middle that never worked.

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When your non-tech friend texts you at 2:12 AM about "lash maps" and your sleep-deprived brain immediately goes into developer mode. Sure, I'll explain hashmaps while you're planning your eyelash extensions. Nothing says friendship like explaining O(1) lookup time to someone who just wanted beauty advice. Next time I'll ask if they want to hear about binary trees while they're shopping for actual trees.

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The eternal programmer's paradox: using foreach to avoid the complexity of traditional for loops, only to realize you desperately need the index anyway. That moment when your elegant, clean code solution crumbles because you forgot about that one edge case where you need to know "where" you are in the collection. Then shamefully creating a counter variable outside the loop like some kind of barbarian. The cognitive dissonance is physically painful.

The bell curve of RAM usage wisdom. At both extremes, we have the enlightened ones who brazenly keep 19 browser tabs open, living their best digital lives. Meanwhile, the average user in the middle is having an existential crisis about memory management. Chrome's appetite for RAM is legendary. Those 19 tabs aren't just tabs—they're tiny memory vampires. But the true galaxy brains know that unused RAM is wasted RAM. Your computer isn't going to thank you for saving resources it was built to use.