Serverside Memes

First the cute anime kid begs you to stop scrolling, then hits you with that deadpan stare and the cold hard truth: "Stop using JavaScript on Server." Look, I've been around since jQuery was hot stuff. Node.js showed up and suddenly everyone's running JavaScript on servers like it's a good idea. Ten years and 47 npm vulnerabilities later, we're still pretending this language designed to validate form fields should run our entire backend infrastructure. The kid's right. Sometimes you need a strongly typed intervention from a cartoon toddler to snap out of your JavaScript Stockholm syndrome.

American developers reaching for their debugging tool of choice when someone suggests running JavaScript on the server. Node.js advocates better run for cover! The only thing more dangerous than JavaScript's type coercion is a developer who's been forced to debug asynchronous callback hell at 2 AM. Second amendment rights apparently extend to protecting your codebase from terrible architectural decisions.