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Frontend vs Backend: The Two Faces Of Development
Backend Webdev Programming Databases Frontend
4 days ago 81.0K views 0 shares
Frontend vs Backend: The Two Faces Of Development
Frontend: Peaceful meadow, happy baby, sunshine, and butterflies. Life is good. Backend: Same developer, same baby—except now the baby's a demon, buildings are on fire, and civilization is collapsing. The eternal truth of web development—users see your pretty buttons while you're wrestling with database connections that randomly decide to commit seppuku at 2 AM on a Tuesday. The real horror isn't the code you write; it's the infrastructure keeping it alive.

Stop And Get Help This Is Not Right
Javascript Webdev Programming Backend
1 month ago 133.0K views 0 shares
Stop And Get Help This Is Not Right
First the cute anime kid begs you to stop scrolling, then hits you with that deadpan stare and the cold hard truth: "Stop using JavaScript on Server." Look, I've been around since jQuery was hot stuff. Node.js showed up and suddenly everyone's running JavaScript on servers like it's a good idea. Ten years and 47 npm vulnerabilities later, we're still pretending this language designed to validate form fields should run our entire backend infrastructure. The kid's right. Sometimes you need a strongly typed intervention from a cartoon toddler to snap out of your JavaScript Stockholm syndrome.

What Would Be Your Reaction
Javascript Webdev Programming Debugging Backend
2 months ago 123.9K views 0 shares
What Would Be Your Reaction
American developers reaching for their debugging tool of choice when someone suggests running JavaScript on the server. Node.js advocates better run for cover! The only thing more dangerous than JavaScript's type coercion is a developer who's been forced to debug asynchronous callback hell at 2 AM. Second amendment rights apparently extend to protecting your codebase from terrible architectural decisions.