Show Me Your Code, Not Your Credentials

Content rAskReddit Posted by uBallsOnAGrinder 5h What million-to-one odds have you witnessed? Discussion 4 680 J 834 Share Award BEST COMMENTS Usidore 3h I have dwarfism, and a third nipple. I like to think I'... GreatNorthWeb 3h ME! Falling nearly 70 feet out of a tree to lan... chel8 3h I was in downtown San Francisco once when I saw a g... scythentic S 5h 1 once wrote a program that contained 300 lines in 1 go, it compiled and ran successfully without a single error Reply 4 1.7k J RedMelon424 5h What the hell

Oh, the classic programmer's trade-off! Started coding for the joy of creating something from nothing, ended up with a spine that's more twisted than my spaghetti code. That raccoon is every developer after a 12-hour debugging session, wondering if their ergonomic chair was actually designed by someone who hates humans. The vintage CRT monitor is just *chef's kiss* - nothing says "my posture is doomed" like hunching over ancient hardware trying to find that missing semicolon. The real bug was in our vertebrae all along!

Spotted in the wild: a developer coding without their framework security blanket. The horror! Remember when we built websites with just HTML, CSS, and maybe some vanilla JavaScript? Now we need 237 npm packages just to center a div. The modern frontend ecosystem has convinced us that writing raw HTML is practically a war crime. Meanwhile, that "psychopath" probably shipped a working website while the rest of us were still configuring webpack.

Ah, the eternal struggle of enterprise software! While computer science students slave away learning elegant O(log n) binary search trees and O(√n) quantum algorithms, some poor dev in 1997 just threw in a linear O(n) search and called it a day. Now we're all sitting here like Bigfoot—evolved beings contemplating why we tolerate scrolling through 10,000 records when a proper index would fix everything. The real miracle isn't the search algorithm—it's the supernatural patience of users who've been conditioned to believe that computers just take that long to find things. Stockholm syndrome, but for terrible UX.

Content 1 work in IT, which is the reason our house has: - mechanical locks - mechanical windows - routers using OpenWRT - no smart home crap - no AlexaGoogle Assistant.. - no internet connected thermostats Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future! Programmers Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.

Content STOP DOING OPEN SOURCE All Rights Reserved 2022 by CarbonGhost SOFTWARE WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE FREE YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for PUBLIC SOURCE CODE Wanted to view source anyway for a laugh? We had a too for that: It was called "DECOMPILING" "Yes please give me A FORK, please give me A FORK OF A FORK" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what open-source Developers have been demanding your Respect for all this time with all the Computers and Operating Systems we built for them (These is REAL Software, created by REAL Developers): ?????? ???????? ???????????????? "Hello I would like 1340 comoses please" They have played us for absolute fools