Show Me Your Code, Not Your Credentials

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Treating yourself like a software project is peak developer energy. While everyone else is promising to hit the gym, this guy's posting a changelog for himself like he just pushed to production. The real joke is thinking any of those bugs will actually get fixed before next December's emergency hotfix. At least he didn't label it "various performance improvements" which we all know means "I broke something but can't figure out what."

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The eternal cycle of software development delusion. You start with grandiose architecture plans worthy of a Nobel Prize, convince yourself you're writing something halfway decent, then ship what's essentially the Chrome dinosaur game with fewer features. Ten years in the industry and I still do this every Monday morning. The gap between ambition and reality is where developer tears are born.

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