The Real Definition Of Dress Code

function Developer life Dress code Callback hell Fashion Minified code Programmer style Geek fashion

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The Real Definition Of Dress Code

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Fashion designers create clothes. Programmers literally create dress code. This skirt is what happens when you wear your JavaScript minified in production. Sure beats the boring office attire—nothing says "I know what I'm doing" like wrapping yourself in hundreds of functions that probably don't pass code review. The ultimate power move is explaining to your date that your outfit has more nested callbacks than their entire codebase.

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